Bumper stickers

[BillyVance 34]

Just saw this one the other day on a low-rider pick up outside the Winn Dixie:

"No Fat Chicks, Truck Will Scrape"

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[tmaricle55 0]

Seen in GA...

"I am not married to you... get off my ASS"

Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres.
Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny!

[Andrewwhyte 1]

If you are stoned SLAM ON YOUR BRAKES!

[regulator 0]

From Texas:

I'm Hung Like Einstein
and I'm Smart as a Horse

In Arizona

Horn Broken
Watch for Finger

California
Beautify San Diego
Take Someone With You
When You Leave

[Amazon 7]

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"I am not married to you... get off my ASS"

Gee I thought only Mass allowed gay marriage.

[poe62 0]

My favorite (that I would have put on my helmet if it would have fit) is "If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair!"

~Nikki
http://www.facebook.com/poe62

Irgity Dirgity

[Lastchance 0]

I brake for halucinations.

I brake for no apparent reason whatsoever.

When I was in school the bumper sticker on my car said.....Don't laugh mister, your daughter might be in here.

I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

[porpoishead 5]

two of my favorites of all time are from my hometown New Orleans


they had some "save the lake" ones that were put out by the lake Pontchartrain basin foundation, that were very popular...so jimco concrete co. I think it was put some out that looked similar but read "pave the lake"


also another popular one reads NEW ORLEANS proud to call it home so the snake and jakes christmas lounge put one out that read NEW ORLEANS proud to crawl home





a completely unrelated sticker that I love also is I LOVE ANIMALS THEY'RE DELICIOUS

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

[BillyVance 34]

I had one on my '64 Buick Special when it was on its last legs - "If this car was a horse, I'd have to shoot it!"

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[pbwing 0]

Along those lines...

PETA...People of the Eating of Tasty Animals

[anthonyfellows 0]

"Your Mother Should Have Used Birth Control"

Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

[Andrewwhyte 1]

EARTH FIRST....We'll log the other planets later.

[SpeedRacer 1]

"Nice Hummer. Sorry about your penis."

Speed Racer
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[LaRusic 0]

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Along those lines...

PETA...People of the Eating of Tasty Animals

to go along with that

vegetables arent food, they are what food eats

The Altitude above you, the runway behind you, and the fuel not in the plane are totally worthless
Dudeist Skydiver # 10

[Jumpsat14k 0]

In Virginia,

Dial 911, Make a cop cum!

Party like it's $19.99

[DavidB 0]

"Don't let your mind wander
It's too small to be out on it's own"

When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

[Beckert 0]

Bumper sticker on my car in High School "Auntie Em, Hate You, Hate Kansas, Taking the Dog, Dorthy"

[JohnMitchell 14]

Down in the California redwoods is a tourist attraction called "Trees of Mystery" and you see their bumper stickers on cars all over the place. I liked the anti-logging bumper sticker "Stumps of Mystery".

[lekstrom10k 0]

One I am in the process of making
"One of my seven personalities shoots tailgaters and may be driving back from the ammo store. Are you feeling lucky punk?"
I had one made and its all faded now
"Its obvious thatyour realm of self -importance doesnt go this far I am here and your not"
I saw one "Tail-gaters sniff shorts."

[BillyVance 34]

I remember one sticker that said

"TAILGATORS ARE GAY!"

I don't know if it worked or not, but...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[TEXX56 0]

or
"if you dont like the way i drive, get off the side walk"

[JohnMitchell 14]

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or
"if you dont like the way i drive, get off the side walk"

I had that t-shirt, a classic.

Another good bumper sticker-
Driver Carries No Cash- He's Married

[Belgian_Draft 0]

"If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a COP!" (I bet that guy got out of lots of tickets. )

HAMMER:
Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a
kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the
object we are trying to hit.