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  1. Turns out that the idiots there filming, weeping for the walruses, climate change and whatever horseshit, were the actual cause behind the walruses being alarmed stampeding and hammerfucking themselves off the cliffs. Usually happens when you roll up on a herd of wild animals with boats and cameras crying and all that shit
  2. First post in this place in forever since New Orleans is my motherland this seems like a good thread to drop in RIP to the nite tripper and what’s up fuckers
  3. happy late birthday eenee!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  4. you should be doing other stuff if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  5. hi eenee waves to eeneeneenee if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  6. felicidades pink if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  7. yeah sure deedy... i'm out dis bitch before yall have me post whoring all day.... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  8. congrats on yet another lap around the sun pinky my boy deedy you had a typo, you accidentally put an h in there its... mmmmmm and shah tired??? tired of what??? breathing?? hold your breath bud...or try a plastic bag i heard they work if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  9. maybe if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  10. i got a boner.... what about you?? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  11. bwahahaa! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  12. congratulations on your a-license... I take back some of the bad things i said about you.... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  13. still warm? whaaat..this is you were talking about swervy?? i'd hit it cold too.. lick you like Popsicle all the way to the beach but generally i like my cuties warm, no doubt so yeah we'd keep the hot water unit on you for a while if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  14. LMAO... no scooby doo's where we get down swervy its surface supplied gas with heavy gear and surface decompression in chambers..... and of course you can surface like a missile after a full bottom time on deep gas or air for that matter....we will let you do it only once then its gonna be a cold ride home as you will be in the deep freezer with groceries shortly afterward..... and dave whats up bro long time no see.. whens the wedding??? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  15. agreed.. most are way over priced and a bunch of fucking bullshit for the same certificate...no matter which dive school you go to when you graduate you don't know jack shit and you will be a tender for approx 2yrs or longer depending on how long it takes us to work the stupid out of you...this goes for all the navy guys as well who transfer from the military to what we do with the exception of some nedu guys who have transitioned at a faster pace... its a highly technical field and most times there is no room for error..anybody on the team fucks up and either somebody isn't coming home or you just blew tens of thousands of dollars and/or cost hundreds of thousands worth of damage or all of the above...its not all paradise its pretty fucking nerve racking a lot of times to operate at the level we do and being on life support 24-7.....if you're claustrophobic its not for you if you have sinus problems best to get them sorted before you even think about it we are constantly in in out of decompression and re-compression in deck chambers or lock outs/ bell transfers for excursions or storage in saturation.... if you're scared of shit in general its dark...its cold...there's monsters down there...you are all alone for hours at a time on bottom its just you and king neptunes people most times they dont bother you sometimes they flip the fuck out and go nuts and start fucking eachother up and you hope they leave you out of the scuffle..its the most beautiful thing in the world and at the same time it can go to hell in a hand basket really fucking fast and turn into pure horror... if we have 100 tenders come out of that 100 maybe a handful will actually ever make the cut and actually become divers if you have any questions give me a shout i will help out any way i can cheap schools under 3k louisiana technical college has a cheap program and santa barbara community college also has one those are the ones i recommend short sweet cheap and you get the same certificate that you would form any where else for 25k+++++, and as i mentioned youll still be tending regardless and dumbfounded if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell