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  1. Turns out that the idiots there filming, weeping for the walruses, climate change and whatever horseshit, were the actual cause behind the walruses being alarmed stampeding and hammerfucking themselves off the cliffs. Usually happens when you roll up on a herd of wild animals with boats and cameras crying and all that shit
  2. First post in this place in forever since New Orleans is my motherland this seems like a good thread to drop in RIP to the nite tripper and what’s up fuckers
  3. happy late birthday eenee!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  4. you should be doing other stuff if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  5. hi eenee waves to eeneeneenee if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  6. felicidades pink if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  7. yeah sure deedy... i'm out dis bitch before yall have me post whoring all day.... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  8. congrats on yet another lap around the sun pinky my boy deedy you had a typo, you accidentally put an h in there its... mmmmmm and shah tired??? tired of what??? breathing?? hold your breath bud...or try a plastic bag i heard they work if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  9. maybe if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  10. i got a boner.... what about you?? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  11. bwahahaa! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  12. congratulations on your a-license... I take back some of the bad things i said about you.... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  13. still warm? whaaat..this is you were talking about swervy?? i'd hit it cold too.. lick you like Popsicle all the way to the beach but generally i like my cuties warm, no doubt so yeah we'd keep the hot water unit on you for a while if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  14. LMAO... no scooby doo's where we get down swervy its surface supplied gas with heavy gear and surface decompression in chambers..... and of course you can surface like a missile after a full bottom time on deep gas or air for that matter....we will let you do it only once then its gonna be a cold ride home as you will be in the deep freezer with groceries shortly afterward..... and dave whats up bro long time no see.. whens the wedding??? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  15. agreed.. most are way over priced and a bunch of fucking bullshit for the same certificate...no matter which dive school you go to when you graduate you don't know jack shit and you will be a tender for approx 2yrs or longer depending on how long it takes us to work the stupid out of you...this goes for all the navy guys as well who transfer from the military to what we do with the exception of some nedu guys who have transitioned at a faster pace... its a highly technical field and most times there is no room for error..anybody on the team fucks up and either somebody isn't coming home or you just blew tens of thousands of dollars and/or cost hundreds of thousands worth of damage or all of the above...its not all paradise its pretty fucking nerve racking a lot of times to operate at the level we do and being on life support 24-7.....if you're claustrophobic its not for you if you have sinus problems best to get them sorted before you even think about it we are constantly in in out of decompression and re-compression in deck chambers or lock outs/ bell transfers for excursions or storage in saturation.... if you're scared of shit in general its dark...its cold...there's monsters down there...you are all alone for hours at a time on bottom its just you and king neptunes people most times they dont bother you sometimes they flip the fuck out and go nuts and start fucking eachother up and you hope they leave you out of the scuffle..its the most beautiful thing in the world and at the same time it can go to hell in a hand basket really fucking fast and turn into pure horror... if we have 100 tenders come out of that 100 maybe a handful will actually ever make the cut and actually become divers if you have any questions give me a shout i will help out any way i can cheap schools under 3k louisiana technical college has a cheap program and santa barbara community college also has one those are the ones i recommend short sweet cheap and you get the same certificate that you would form any where else for 25k+++++, and as i mentioned youll still be tending regardless and dumbfounded if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  16. yeah bud, i'm an over paid air tool.....dont do it its a trick if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  17. yes as primary and secondary nav aid a lot...two is one one is none on the water: a watch(with hands no digital bullshit), compass, active radar/gps (laminated)charts transponder to sound depth underwater: review all the charts sonar images info on location before, sonar/mesotech (with a competent operator on the radio) compass and a watch(with hands no digital bullshit preferably with a rotating bezel) in the fuking weeds: a watch a compass laminated charts gps driving: what the fuck ever... gasoline... a compass. if I go too far in any orientation I will hit water or the road will end turn and keep going i'll get there.. never lost everywhere is somewhere or, pull over and ask some clown where the fuck I'm at or gps in the air: review all my aerial photos satellite imagery drawings or charts before hand check the spot with my eyes if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  18. stylin..did you guys shoot anything?? looked like some good hunting waters if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  19. ive got an 87 YJ block is 258 IL6cyl, 7.5" suspension with 35x13's no sway bar... factory axles and np transfer case were the only weakish links. dana30frnt with 35rear they really went through hell before they gave up. newer tj's sport 44's front and rear so no worries there the peace.. that thing has been coast to coast many a time no troubles just add gasoline... to hell and back(abuse that would be a total loss on any other gay ass ride)...Ive rolled it 4 times, wrapped axles ripping spring hangers clean off, blown/ broke axle shafts, blown diffs and lockers, roasted clutches.. ripped tires clean off, busted holes in the transmission, stripped gears. even during katrina had water over the top floated all the oil in tranny, engine, had check valves in the diffs but changed all the fluids regardless and she still cranked up and ran like a raped ape......all the other shit nothing some rods a spark and some tools couldn't put back together with minimal effort and a few bucks....she limped home many times for the exception of times where axles were ripped off she never left me theres so much aftermarket following of the jeep wranglers that you can literally get parts at the 7-11 24hrs a day as far as the slave cylinder being inside the bell housing takes me about 35min to pull the transmission pull the slave throw in a new one and be back in business...takes me longer to change the disc brakes on all fours mines got a BA-10 puegeot top loader that thing doesn't weigh shit depends on your setup but even a factory rig you can pull the sway bar and go mudstomp just about anything out there absolutely no doubt the jeep wrangler design has made its place as one of the most bulletproof off-road vehicles ever...sure they have had some shitty parts especially when chrysler took over AMC and started the YJ's in 87 replace the shitty parts with better and good to go all the fancy crap inside no good....its like a boat if it cant get wet it doesnt belong in a jeep....mine rhino lined and diamond plate inside no floor plugs....gets muddy filthy wasted when i get to the house i run the water hose and hose the whole inside dash speakers every fucking thing out water runs out the floor pan holes and she dries out in the sun.....rode hard put up wet bulletproof motherfucker ill put her up against any rig out there........... unreliable yeah if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  20. I always hit on the one I was after. The direct approach seemed to work okay for me. no doubt, get after it ... I don't see what shah is suggesting going down well at all...oh i only hit on your friend to get to you, or i only hit on you to get at your friend.....either chic if not both would put their size 8 shoe right fucking through his little dick and nuts what a clown if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  21. well i hope so its sorta attached to me at the bottom of my abdomen if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  22. happy late birthday bud if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  23. well i'm not understanding.. apparently he only goes after girls based on a certain size criteria and now he's saying that any guy with half a brain hits on fat ugly chics to get a better looking girl what the fuck does that even mean??? makes no sense at all if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  24. shah what the fuck are you talking about dude...seriously, you more than likely haven't had pussy since pussy had you.... any guy with half a brain knows that you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, and that you're a fucking idiot if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  25. happy birthday hotstuff!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell