Whats your best pickup line?????????

[banesanura 1]

bah hahahahahaha

Best Girl Scout Ever.

[Thanatos340 1]

1. Well It is not going to Suck itself!!

2. Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck?

3. Can I buy you a Drink or would rather I just give you the cash instead?

4. You must have a Keg in your pants cause All I can think about is how much I wanna Tap That Ass!!

[burtonjm 0]

Wanna get a pizza and fuck?

This shit, right here, is OK

[shropshire 0]

You don't sweat much for a fat lass

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[Southern_Man 0]

Do you know the difference between a ham sandwich and a blow job?

"No"

Want to have lunch?

"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"

[cocheese 0]

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I really wish you were my Calc homework 'cause then you'd be hard and I'd be doing you on my desk.

You've been spending too much time in The Bonfire...

Nah Freshman year, you couldnt leave the lunch table until you "picked up" one of the upperclassmen. Silly, but I have a whole bunch of pickup lines now

1st the tatt and now this kind of talk? You were so sweet and innocent. What have we done to you?


No more bonfire for you unti you're 40 young lady do you hear me?

[Harmless 0]

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

So are you allergic to GHB?

"Damn you Gravity, you win again"

[regulator 0]

Is your father a terrorist? Because you're the bomb!

Go over to the person with a sugar packet and say, "Excuse me, I think you dropped your name tag."

If you were a booger, I'd pick you.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

OR the captain morgan commercial where the guy walks up to this cute girl and asks her to hold this pole for him and when he walks away a flag unfurls saying MARTY...he walks back with two drinks in his hand...thats funny..my names MARTY!

[nigel99 144]

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I know somebody that thinks youre hot. And if i wasnt so shy, I would tell you who it is.

I've come across the following:

Guy - Hello Spanner
Girl - Why you calling me spanner?
Guy - Cause everytime I look at you my nuts tighten

Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived.

[JohnMitchell 14]

My favorite?

"I could pay you."

[JohnMitchell 14]

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You're quite tempting. (This one is actually really good, but I already knew the guy and he doesn't have a chance.)

Ah, and there's the truth. The women have always been and will always be in control.

It could be the most amazing, witty, G.B. Shaw pickup line in the world and if you look like moldy troll, you're sleeping alone again. But if you look like Brad Pitt, even an incoherent mumble becomes a sparkling gem of humor. What's a guy to do?

[comslayer 0]

got any south african in you? well would you like some... this has worked for me.

[Bolas 5]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlLPTmwaiJo

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[idrankwhat 0]

"I've got a nine inch tongue and can breathe through my ears".

[flashvortx 0]

later tonight i'm gonna be so deep inside you, the man that pulls me out is gonna become the king of england (heard that from collegehumor, thought it was funny).

[muff528 3]

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later tonight i'm gonna be so deep inside you, the man that pulls me out is gonna become the king of england (heard that from collegehumor, thought it was funny).

If I turn the water hose on you do I still get to be king?

[godfrog 2]

Last week I was working a split shift at camp and the towel (house keeping) girl (19) came in to deliver towels. She didn't seem to mind that I was taking a shower!
She did this all week, I varied my shower times and one time she even watched me go into the dry, I think I was being stalked.
Kinda weird having some one else like that be so bold!

Experience is a difficult teacher, she gives you the test first and the lesson afterward

[Pokerstar 0]

".... Yeah, that works, is there an ATM around here?'

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Me: You're Cute!
Her: I have a Boyfriend
Me: I have a gold fish
Her: What?
Me: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that were irrelevant.

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
--- The Dude ---

[JohnMitchell 14]

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Me: You're Cute!
Her: I have a Boyfriend
Me: I have a gold fish
Her: What?
Me: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that were irrelevant.

Perfect.

[IMGR2 0]

My favorite pickup line is GMC. lol

I couldn't help myself.

[liftedtitan 0]

Those pants look pretty good! They would look even better on the floor next to my bed though!

God took the sparkle out of the stars and put it in your eyes.

Nice belt!<<<<-------- I shit you not this works killer!

Moriuntur omnes, sed non omnes vixerunt.

[jumpoutnow 0]

I'm from the Himalayas. Wanna see my Yeti?

People are crazy. Cuz there's more of 'em.

[slcooper 0]

Me: Would you like to dance?
Her: No
Me: I didn't ask you to dance, I said you look fat in those pants!

Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

[Bolas 5]

Ask her if she want to dance and if she says yes, sit in a chair and assume the lap dance receival pose...

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[Harmless 0]

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Those pants look pretty good! They would look even better on the floor next to my bed though!

God took the sparkle out of the stars and put it in your eyes.

Nice belt!

Funny enough I wasn't even hitting on the girl... and "Nice belt" was replied with "Thanks, would you like to take it off me?" and landed me a threesome

"Damn you Gravity, you win again"