normiss 622 #26 April 19, 2011 So the shoe shelves I'm drawing out for the corner of your clothing storage suite walk in closet might need stairs...is that a bad idea? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 143 #27 April 19, 2011 Ouch sorry to hear about your fall - get well soon. Quote I didn't wait for anyone else to be around when I went to pull things off a pot shelf Pot really messes with your co-ordination and shouldn't be combined with ladders. Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #28 April 20, 2011 The swelling has gone down a little, but the bruising has settled in. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #29 April 20, 2011 Quote The swelling has gone down a little, but the bruising has settled in. Are you sure you weren't hit by a bus? Wow, when you f up you do it right. Feel better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #30 April 20, 2011 Damn! That looks rough. Time for Mark to turn on the pamper machine. I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #31 April 20, 2011 Gee,,,that all from one incident ? Wow..looks like you went in.... I'm sure you got someone rubing all of you down right ? smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #32 April 20, 2011 Quote The swelling has gone down a little, but the bruising has settled in. Damn, woman! You had better rest a while. That siting on the sofa and directing sounds better each hour. right? Take care. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #33 April 20, 2011 Quote You had better rest a while. That siting on the sofa and directing sounds better each hour. right? There's no resting in my future. I have to finish packing my house by this weekend so I can have surgery on Monday and move on Thursday. Fortunately, I've injured myself so much over the years that it's made me tough enough to work through the pain. Oh...that sounds kind of sad! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #34 April 20, 2011 Now why did you wait to show us your legs until they were all banged up? "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #35 April 20, 2011 I'm going to have to check "everything else". Wouldn't want you to miss anything. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keithbar 1 #36 April 20, 2011 ow damn girl. i'm still not 100% pain free after the whiplash at fitz. but looks like you are gonna have me beat on the daily pain scale for awhile. hope you get better soon.i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,048 #37 April 20, 2011 Hi Moms, So were you in Miami recently? http://atlantafamilylawnews.com/2011/04/husband-attacks-wife-after-divorce-hearing.html JerryBaumchen Edit to ad the photo: She does kinda look like you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #38 April 20, 2011 Quote The swelling has gone down a little, but the bruising has settled in. You post all of those and NO boobie pics!What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #39 April 20, 2011 My boobies didn't get bruised! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
legalart 0 #40 April 21, 2011 I'd laugh, but I fell off a ladder removing palm leaves after a storm in San Diego and broke a rib. Hurt like hell for a month. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #41 April 21, 2011 Quote Quote The swelling has gone down a little, but the bruising has settled in. You post all of those and NO boobie pics! She'd have had to fall off a ladder and bruise her chest to have gotten a boob-job out of it... DUH! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #42 April 21, 2011 Ouch to the max. Sorry to see all that carnage, but you're a tough broad, you'll get through this.......and broken noses just add character. My 3-yr-old granddaughter's comment on your pics : "Why her not have bandaids on all thems?" Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #43 April 21, 2011 Damn! Housework is a dangerous thing better left to professionals. Heal quick! Feel better! (share your pain meds????) Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #44 June 9, 2011 Healed up? Nose? Ya know we love ya! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #45 June 9, 2011 dam mama what are you trying to do compete with me over injuries i just got my Neck brace off yesterday and here you are trying to beat me in the hospital dept !!! really . Next time call someone for stuff like this friends will come a running. never attempt something like this by yourself. Just glad its not to bad but i have my suspitions you wher just after another nose job ! even though you looked hot with the old one Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #46 June 9, 2011 You forgot the requisite photo of you flipping off the offending ladder. Seriously, daaaaamn... But wow, you got about five "billy vances" in one accident. Fucking awesome! Hope you recover quickly but if it will help your spirits, just say "fuck you billy!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stratostar 5 #47 June 9, 2011 Well she must have been listening....... there is only on black eye..... oh that's right, she's not a blond....you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #48 June 15, 2011 I am hereby formally offering to kiss it and make it better. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #49 June 15, 2011 Thank-you, but I'm all healed up now. Here's proof! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #50 June 15, 2011 Quote Thank-you, but I'm all healed up now. Here's proof! Ok - then I offer to kiss it and make it worse! But only so I can make it better again.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites