nigel99 143 #1 December 25, 2011 I asked Father Christmas for two blondes, but all I got was an apple and box of chocolatesExperienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrmrangers 0 #2 December 25, 2011 I got a Cookie G2 and a trip to the invasion at Sebastian!! I leave tomorrow!! Merry Christmas everyone.Wait , I pull what first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #3 December 25, 2011 Quote I asked Father Christmas for two blondes, but all I got was an apple and box of chocolates More than I got."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrmrangers 0 #4 December 25, 2011 Ill bring you an apple Ski, see you in a few days! Wait , I pull what first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #5 December 25, 2011 Well, I got laid off from my job this week and my rent raised."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrmrangers 0 #6 December 25, 2011 Sorry to hear that bro, sounds lie you could use a few days of mind occupying fun right about nowWait , I pull what first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #7 December 25, 2011 I got a smile from the folks I gave prezzies to ... Price less (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #8 December 25, 2011 I get the chance to come into work to help the sick feel better. Then I get to drive 3 hours to give my GF her presents. Should be fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #9 December 25, 2011 I haven't unwrapped anything yet but I already got a present. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #10 December 25, 2011 Quote I haven't unwrapped anything yet but I already got a present. You let her keep her clothes on? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #11 December 25, 2011 I got a new Taj Ma-tent with schnazzy accessories like a lighted tent fan & a new double thick air mattress for my vacation to Sebastian next week. Living like a queen at the dropzone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #12 December 25, 2011 Quote You let her keep her clothes on? Just the shoes.We just finished upwrapping the presents. I got 12 year old single malt, hand knit socks and a remote control helicopter that shoots missles. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #13 December 25, 2011 Quote Quote You let her keep her clothes on? Just the shoes.We just finished upwrapping the presents. I got 12 year old single malt, hand knit socks and a remote control helicopter that shoots missles. Did Little Miss make the socks?You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #14 December 25, 2011 She bought me a GoPro, and I bought her a Carmen Electra stripper pole. I kid you not! ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpsalot-2 2 #15 December 25, 2011 Nvertigo - V.....from myself......Merry Christmas MikeLife is short ... jump often. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #16 December 25, 2011 What I got for Christmas... New phone: Samsung Galaxy Nexus, thanks to suggestions here on DZ.com! Elvisio "can you hear me now?" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #17 December 25, 2011 I got a rock. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #18 December 25, 2011 i get to lay hardwood flooring in my house all weekend. . . not gotten to open presents yet. . . lolThanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 143 #19 December 25, 2011 QuoteI got a smile from the folks I gave prezzies to ... Price less that is pretty cool. My wife and kids are 10 000 miles away so not that great. Staying with my folks and completely agree with my daughter that christmas with parents doesn't rate high on the list of fun things. My older brother has severe learning difficulties so santa a huge highlight for him. We got good laugh as he decided to post all the cards my mum had for church friends... No stamps and first names only. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #20 December 26, 2011 Quote I got a new Taj Ma-tent with schnazzy accessories like a lighted tent fan & a new double thick air mattress for my vacation to Sebastian next week. Living like a queen at the dropzone So... how you doin?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,400 #21 December 26, 2011 >I got a rock. I got a lump of coal. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #22 December 26, 2011 A great morning of skiing with great company, followed by a wonderful lunch!! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #23 December 26, 2011 I asked for nothing and got a Kindle. :D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #24 December 26, 2011 Quote I asked for nothing and got a Kindle. :D That's what I call a good return on a wish! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #25 December 26, 2011 I got a Coach purse. I would never spend money like that on a purse for myself, but someone likes to spoil me. Oh, and Normiss stuffed my stocking. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
