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BEER!!! ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

a tube top and beer gut... ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

GirlFallDown called and she wants her BOB back! ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

Put me down. Perhaps as someone in her past, someone she rode to the point of begging for relief, someone she just used on a whim because all her batteries had died. (please feel free to paraphase Sunny) ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

My son and I eat at a Subway last Sunday and I was reprimanded for calling the women behind the counter "Ma’am". (It should be noted that she was obviously NOT a teenager) She went on to say that she was only 27 and that means she is not a Ma'am. She then asked my age (39) and that as I am older I should NOT be calling he Ma;am. I then turned to my son who is 14 and said "Get her Matt!", at which point he looked at her and said "Yes Ma'am". ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

Finally a reason to use my new virtual keyboard cuffs. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

0.7 Obviously I have some work to do here... ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

As an employee of a large oil company who’s financial future is tied to the company stock I would like to take this time to say, "We like large SUV's that get ridiculously low gas mileage. Thank you! ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

Maybe Slappie is "dumber than buffalo shit" and is offended by the comparison to the Lone Ranger. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

Wicked! ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

Holy #@$^ that got me bad. You suck... ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

LOL Awesome! ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

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Very cool. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

If Sunny is going to stock Clay she will need a "little bo peep" outfit. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

87.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

The name Wendy was created by J.M. Barrie for the character "Wendy Darling" in his books about Peter Pan. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

Why don't polish girls use vibrators? Chips their teeth.. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

I find that while putting the LID down, for reasons of common decency, the seat also goes down. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

Our company has an activity committee that sponsors various events. One event is the annual wine tasting dinner held in a nice restuarant overlook the city. Needless to say I drank a LOT of wine last time and woke up the next morning with the following note on my blackberry device. "Hedgehog - Hybiscus - Jacuzzi" Appearently during dinner we had discussed Ron Jerimy - tattoos on butts - and what we should do after the dinner... ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

I have been asking this question for years. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

Lets see: I know a Pinot Noir from a Merlot. I hold the door for a lady. I know to complement a womens shoes. Examples: 'Yes, we will have the filet with the Wild Horse Merlot. "No please, après vous" "Nice shoes, wanna fuck!" ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

Near Donner Pass. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

Cool Pic http://www.boeing.com/rotorcraft/military/v22/images/v2226.jpg ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

If you hear the words "bone mic", DO NOT volunteer. Bone mics are small discs with a point in the middle. The point digs into your scalp (feels much longer than it is) and transmits the sound to your ear via your skull. We use the newest MSA brand of SCBA's with the mic in the face shield. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy