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Definitely. But I don't make the rules. Maybe that's why Skygods exist ?

I know, shame on us It sounds like the break wasn't too bad. It was minor enough that he will see the orthopedic doctor tomorrow for casting (or wrapping/splinting/none-of-the-above). I didn't notice the swelling for almost 4 hours, and he really never seemed to be in much pain after the initial wave wore off. He was doing push-ups in the waiting room! He's been testing the waters on jumping off the side of the couch for two months now

First broken bone (his arm)... he flung himself off the couch this morning At what age can you reason with toddlers? lol.

So, you're saying 8 years later is probably too late?

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=4079512#4079512 Have you still not been pied?? Jeez. Nope. Such a killjoy

Also, thanks. Glad to know I'm not the only one in this camp

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=4079512#4079512 Have you still not been pied?? Jeez.

I don't know how old your kids are, but mine is 1, so sleep is a major priority lol. I might pop in a movie or grab a book before bed time, but really…sleep sound so amazing right now.

OMG. Ewww. Ewww. Ewww. I'll take that as my cue to not look.

Prolly a guesstimation by a woman...they've been lied to for years as to how long 12 inches is... lolz

I hate to ask this, but I figure since it's been close to four years since I opened one of these, it's semi-acceptable… What's the third number??? Jumps, humps, and ? I feel like it's beer, but I'm just not sure Jumps, humps and firsts, but not necessarily in that order... Not sure what its supposed to be Anyways, 1 jump. Not enough, but better than zero

I should have quantified - Healthy Yum. Pillsbury anything automatically negates the healthy

I hate to ask this, but I figure since it's been close to four years since I opened one of these, it's semi-acceptable… What's the third number??? Jumps, humps, and ? I feel like it's beer, but I'm just not sure Anyways, 1 jump. Not enough, but better than zero

YEAH! How could you????

The good always outweighs the awkward

Or this one

Ditto. Very sad.

I had a rough night, those gifs really brightened my evening. If I had to pick just one, I'd say 23. But it was really a combo of all the extraordinarily awkward ones (3,8,12,23, and then some).

Nice!! I'm looking forward to following your blog! Have fun

Wow. +1

I LOVE my Kindle (2, not paperwhite), it's definitely worth the money. I read on my iPhone a lot more than I care to admit, but with a toddler, it's easier to steal moments in a book on the phone than on the e-reader.

Young Lady, you should have known better. I know, I know. The minute I found out I was preggers, I should've returned the tickets. The very thought is enough to make anyone (pg or not) lose their lunch. It was SO bad. She was actually "born this way" on stage. She popped out of a giant hairy vag. I wish I was kidding.

Young Lady, you should have known better. I know, I know. The minute I found out I was preggers, I should've returned the tickets.

Probably the tequila…. As for the OP, the baby, duh. We'd probably all die if I went for the old lady… I can barely close my container, I doubt I can huck a full sized human out of a burning building.