ScottishJohn

I thought ignorence was no excuse when it came to the law. She should have taken the time (or one of her staff should have told her) that her license was suspended. What is the "normal" penalty for driving with a suspended licence. It's not as if she couldn't hire a driver until she got her licence back. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Give them guns. Much more efficient than knifes. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

I've just spotted this on the Annanova news web site. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2254764.html Rocketman takes to the skies A Swiss pilot has turned himself into a 'rocketman' by strapping a pair of wings and two jet engines to his back. Yves Rossy, 45, a former airforce fighter pilot, gave his carbon wings their first test flight in Spain /Europics Yves Rossy, 45, a former airforce fighter pilot, gave his carbon wings their first test flight in Spain. He said: "It is absolutely fantastic. Total freedom in three dimensions, so much speed and power, it was better than being a bird. A Swiss pilot has turned himself into 'Rocketman' by strapping a pair of wings and two jet engines to his back /Europics "I have to jump from a moving plane as I can't really take off from an airfield like a real plane, I couldn't run that fast", he said laughing, and added: "I don't have an undercarriage either." To land he has to cut the engines and coast to the ground, using a conventional parachute at the last minute. Mr Rossy spent five years developing his three metre carbon fibre wings for his flying man project, then added two kerosene-powered jet engines to his original wing design. Handles are fixed onto the wings so that Yves can electronically manipulate the wingtips, giving him the freedom to decide when he wanted to either glide or dive. He said: "After I jumped my wings opened like a bird taking wing, I then glided down to 2500m, and ignited the kerosene engines. "There was a short period, 30 seconds, while I waited for them to stabilize and then I began to open the throttle. "I soon realised I was no longer losing height, and achieved horizontal flight for more than four minutes at 100 knots (115mph)." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

F'kin hell. Thats a long cut and paste. Would you care to summerise it in your own words ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Martin Durkin has a history of distorting the truth and misrepresenting what scientist say just to support his own perception of Man made climate change. http://news.independent.co.uk/environment/climate_change/article And it looks like he has not learned from his previous mistakes. http://news.independent.co.uk/environment/climate_change/article2347526.ece http://www.realclimate.org/index.php/archives/2007/03/swindled-carl-wunsch-responds/ John ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Not all bunny rabits are small. Can you imagine the size of the holes in your back yard this one would make. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Or he can rely on his SAS minders to watch his back ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Instead of faffing around installing new dead locks and new reinforced safety glass why not just buy a new door with with dead locks and reinforced safety glass and get one with a smaller window so someone can't enter your home even if the safety glass is breached. John ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

I really don't know why your so worried about Global Warming because Tony Blair is going to save the planet and ctop Global Warming by taxing the British public to the hilt. So there you go , no more global warming , just higher fuel duty and airport taxes for the British public. A better title for this thread would have been "What do you believe about man made climate change" The human race is causing climate change on a global scale but as I said Tony is going to save us all. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

What if you can't get out of the way ? What about a demonstration going down a narrow street. The people at the front could be getting fried and unable to get out of the way because the people behind are shielded and have no idea that the ray is being used or even worse people trampled to death as panic over takes the crowd. John ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

No, Blair lied to the British people about the reasons to go to war in Iraq. In doing so he has split the resources of the British armed forces which has left some of our men and women going into danger zones ill equipped to protect themselves properly and without the proper backup and support needed to do their job safely in both Iraq & Afghanistan. All politicians lie, but to lie on such a grand scale then to put people lives on the line because of the lies is unforgivable. It's about time we had a PM who grew a backbone and create our foreign policies from Westminster and not just follow what has been dictated to him from Washington. Oh , and please don't get me started on Gordon Brown. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Or you could give them orange jumpsuits and lock them up at Gitmo. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

God doesn't exist. Therefore he doesn't care what you wear. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

1. Don't smoke. 2. Be yourself. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Learn to give better blowjobs then you might get your old job back. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

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Good Luck. I hope you do well, and enjoy the beer when you get one. John ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Light coloured for inoffensive farts and getting darker as they become more nasty. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Make farts coloured so we can see who's letting out those sneaky silent stinky fuckers. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Look on the bright side. At least you never got pinched for drink driving. Do you need your driving licence for your contractor Job. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Live in the uk. You don't get all that much sun (usually). If it is sunny I just usually slap on some suncream. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

On Monday I had to drive from Exeter to Birmingham, both in England UK I filled up the car in Exeter at 86.9ppl ($6.61 gallon) When I got to Birmingham and had to fill up again for the return trip the price was 105ppl ($7.98 gallon). This is the main reason I am getting my car converted to run on LPG (43 ppl). ppl - pence per litre ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Only pigeons. Seagulls read how to shit on a car. John ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Repost (of a repost) http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1853858;search_string=Brazilian;#1853858 But still funny

Don't be so cheap. Go and buy your own butt plug. John ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers