ScottishJohn

Its so bad it's got to be good ------------------------------ A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out a blank form and wrote, "Woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof.. woof..woof...woof." The clerk examined the paper and told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'woof' for the same price." The dog replied "What, and ruin the punchline?!"

> Me too. I'll be back after this weekend! Fancy a ride in my car? Who could refuse an offer like that.

I don't remember anything about the "hoovered 4 way", but I do remember that Gus couldn't get the hoover to work the next morning.

How many beers ? Thats a good question. To tell you the truth I never count but I could probably have had a few more because I woke up the next morning and I still had some money left.

Not many people turned up (probably because of the fog) But the fog did lift and the low cloud did part in time for three lifts then the fog came back really quickly. I think we will have to wait for the better weather.

I don't think there is any gossip or scandal, it was all very civilised (if I remember correctly).

Better to do that than to stick in a relationship that your not happy with. You may feel like a shit now but it will be better for both of you in the long run.

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Looking forward to it already. Now , where did I put my speedos ?

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I dont know...looking at both your mugs you could almost pass for brothers.......The slappy/ie bros!! What , like seperated at birth sort of thing. one went to live and jump in the sunshine and the other spent most his life looking up at the low cloud and rain.

I think you owe this guy. that was a nice piece of altitute and you didn't even get those puppies out. once we got to 17200 (sans o2) but i don't think anyone flashed the pilots, it was a great jump.

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OMG! I LOOKED AT YOUR PROFILE PICTURE!! You look like an escaped prisoner!! That's a MUG SHOT!! *faints* to think your using my name!! Egad! I'm way better lookin than that!! Just because i've cut the number off the bottom of the picture doesn't mean it's a prison photo, it could be some other sort of photo ..... that needs a number on it (tries to think quickly but gives up when head starts to hurt)