wildWilly

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  1. I think he should have to register as a sex offender. That way when he gets out and moves into a nieghbourhood all the local sheep can be notified and be on the look out. Willy growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
  2. The best way to introduce her to the wonderful world off farting is to see if she can handle the dutch oven. If you don't think she can handle it just blame it on the dog. Willy growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
  3. Q; What the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A; Position of the dirt bag. Q; What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with diarrhea A; One shucks between fits growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
  4. That'a how we make it up here in the great white north. Besides , I like beans. Makes for an interesting ride to altitude. Willy growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
  5. Ground Beef ( 3 lb.) Browned 1 big can red kidney beans 1 big can brown beans 2 cans Tomato sause Green peppers Mushrooms onions Chilli powder ( add as much as you like) Cayenne pepper ( red pepper) add carefully it's hot black pepper Tobasco salt Add all ingredients in large pot let simmer for a couple of hours Enough time to have a few beers eh. Enjoy Willy growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
  6. Life of My Own by 3 Doors Down Willy growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
  7. Hey everyone, I'm going to be in B.C. for work and plan on doing 3 days in Whistler Jan. 21-23. Anyone else going to be there? It's always more fun shredding the trees with someone else. Willy growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
  8. So that's why I fart on deployment. Willy growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
  9. 1) Stay Safe 2) be on 2 new Canadian records ( 80 way flat, bigger than 12 way Head down) 3) fly more video 4) have more fun than this year Blue Skies, Willy growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
  10. Almost happened to me once in Fl. only I was in the helicopter on the way to altitude. Flying along then the pilot goes oh shit and banks right, as we see canopies about 1000 ft away. Pretty scary Willy growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
  11. Fly Westjet. They have the best prices and they tell jokes on the plane. Don't take Air Canada. too pricey and poor service. Willy growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
  12. Whisky + hyper asshole = trouble Group of people + whisky = fights Group of people + Pot = mellow feelings, uncontrolled laughter and calls to pizza place I like pizza!!!!!! Willy growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
  13. Hi, I skydive and play guitar Willy growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
  14. Strip Jenga is fun. growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
  15. "Mama, I'm coming home." by Ozzie Played at a friends funeral. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. "Dust in the wind" by Kansas memories of another lost friend Willy growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
  16. To the victor go the spoils. Since the dawn of man on this planet, this has been and still is what war is all about. Willy growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
  17. You didn't fall out of the car doing the funky chicken? Probably would have gotten more than enough for a new car. A thought for next time. Willy growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
  18. Never speak in absolutes. You don't know it won't happen. Willy growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
  19. wildWilly

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    RLMFAO Great idea. I'm going to put a box in there now. Willy growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
  20. Steven King The Dark Tower VII The Dark Tower Willy growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
  21. And you find this surprising? growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
  22. Go Canada Willy growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
  23. Hello All, I just heard we lost another brother. Joe Stanley, a long time sky diver and good guy was killed in a glider accident Sept 11. I don't have any details, but will update. You will be missed Joe. Blue Skies Forever, Bill growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
  24. Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker Contents; Jack Daniels, Yukon Jack, Tequila Enjoy, Willy growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
  25. You see, I jump at a drop zone that is notorious for shifting wind patterns and in the course of a group of people jumping the winds can shift 360 degrees. No, that's not a typo. I mean a normal twin otter full of jumpers can be landing and the winds could be coming from the north when the first person lands, from the south when the middle people land and shifted back north again by the time the last person lands. So don't jump when the tornado siren goes off Willy growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.