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I liked the: "this was as close as I'll get to heaven" line

I know of someone who taped oven mittens between their legs and the harness as she had the same problem as you do.

They might not let you carry it on as some airlines have recently enforced a 12lbs carry on limit (or at least that's what they told me when I had to check my rig).

Lol when I read 800 pounds I expected it to be at least 30ft tall but that's kinda tiny.

I live abroad too and this summer the thing that disappointed me most when I came home was that nearly everybody (my friends and family) are still the exact same way as when I left. I on the other hand have changed a lot like I do every year and it makes me feel bad for them that they seem to have wasted that year since if they would have done something meaningful, they would have changed. I love to see them all again but at the same time I can't wait to get back to my world.

In Toledo, OH there is a Chinese buffet that has also sushi. $7.50 all you can it is definitely the best deal ever (and the sushi is surprisingly good).

HMMMMM red heads...

Sweet another use for Pi. I knew it had to come in handy some day...

Fair enough I'll be around New York soon again

http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/7/collegehumor.f925a6a48a34363b3ab8dfd7406b5bf9.jpg That one's pretty funny too.

There is also Runnilingus and a BASE one that I don't remember the name of

Backwards is for losers. The trick is to start at M, then to N ,L,O,K,P,J and so forth

Lol it mostly makes me wanna get laid...

Why were you banned to begin with?

Yeah I mean who would be stupid enough not to drive a giant fucking pickup just to save gas if you can just go an invade other countries?

Lol your family is awesome. What was written on the sign?

Check out skimmer suits! http://www.skimmersuits.com/ I got mine right after I had my A and I love it. The big booties are great and give you an awesome track. I wouldn't trade it for any other suit I've seen out there.

I only see my family once a year too, so I know how it is but honestly, I would never even consider telling my sister to stop seeing her boyfriend to do something with me.

i would say it more depends on how you fly your canopy more so than the number of time you exit the plane I agree but he's asking this question on an online forum where nobody knows how he flies so using a general WL chart is about all that can be done.

What I meant was harden the fuck up. Your brother is getting laid so go out and find somebody to screw with yourself. Then everybody is happy...

Want some vagisil dude?

Depends on your jump numbers. It wouldn't be with 386 jumps.

Are you aware about which DZO you are talking?!? B and C are most certainly not true...

"support some ability to hire and fire based on faith." What the fuck? Obama just lost a lot of sympathy (although he won't care since I'm not allowed to vote).

Sorry SON but after seeing that pic it's too late...