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http://www.prontocondoms.co.za/demo_mov.htm Thats fast! Although what would kille me mood is me (and every other red blooded man in the world!) using those in a dramatization of the "Hunt for the Red October" where they crack the code things in half...."Authenticate I sir..." Now that would kill the mood. Now this video is just messed up... ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

Just cover him in lard. Not sure it would be too effective but it sure would look wierd.... wasnt there a therad a while ago about someone greasing thier cat up? ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

Do astronauts wear bras? I mean in zero g there wouldnt be much point would there....wonder if anyone has a definate answer....googling it gets squat. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

No dog. Its your house and your babies. This happened about 150m from my front door step... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/5375520.stm Small kid + large dog = not good. It may have never "bitten anyone before" well once neither of these had either. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

I know some guys who were out in Oman on training exercises and the army didnt have anything better to do than make them run around all day....PT twice a day in Oman heat? A couple of my mates go thier 1.5mile times down to 8 minutes....thats just not funny. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

9 minutes :) for a mile and a half.... frikking army PTIs making me run around all day....grrrr ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

Probably the full body jock strap. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

The tank corps? ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

Ok so name another measurement that you can divide by 2,3,4 and 6 I wish we still used imperial but the metric lobby seem to be taking over....muppets. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

Open a warehouse. Its may sound boring but its my dream. I want to open a warehouse / industry unit with on site accomidation and use it to get homeless people off the streets. Pay them a wage, give them a trade and some time to get on thier feet and let them move on into better jobs and then help the next batch that come along. Other than that not much really. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

Well I'm a jack of all trades.... Logistics Contracting...which incorporates Project Manager Six Sigma Analyst Lean Manufacting/Suppy Engineer IT Analyst Operations Manager IT Guru (i can program as well as the above) I'll go pretty much where ever the money is. In between contracts I do some lorry driving...not bad money while I am looking for work. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

Try a different approach....just mary for money. Thousands of gold diggers cant be wrong. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

Never knew back scratchers needed so many battteries. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

Hes not an actor they're real ... ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

Ok, heres the deal. Every chick I've slept with says I'm hot. Not as in good looking but warm. During the post nookie cuddle they ALL comment that I am toasty. Not sweaty knackerd warm but log fire, wolly jumper warm. Do you think that I should add this to my myspace? Is this something that chicks dig? Its not my fault I'm a mobile radiator. When I was at college I went for a game of football at lunch came back to a physics lesson and sat next to my mate. I wa so warm from running around I actually made him sweat....if thats not something that chick dig I dont know what is. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

I agree. I went out with a right nutter once. Infact I actract nutters. Put a line of women in front of me and I will pick the nut case every time. Infact here is where she had a breakdown on me.... http://local.live.com/?v=2&sp=Point.sr6g40gwf89s_Nutty%2520Girl%2520Had%2520Breakdown%2520Here___ Great sex but she wasnt half a wierdo. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

I can fit a whole wagon wheel in my mouth...wanna hook up? ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

I have some OCR software I could run it through...would mean that she would have to send me her CV though... ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

He shat in your cornflakes? ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

Its a real bugger when you fall out of these ballons isnt it. Just be grateful that the pilot was so thoughful and made everyone wear a parachute. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

How much paint... ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

"She'll be coming round the mountain?" Dont you actually have to be near the person to perform tarot card readings? Also what happens if it is Sunday accross the IDL? ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

Every tie I search its never been posted. Everytime I dont it has....frikkin sods law. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

dude she is hot.... or dude she photos some seriously hot people.... ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

Extra hour in bed ....wooo! Any other countries crazy enough to do this? ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.