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  1. A ship pushes the same amount of water away as it sinks into the water as it weighs. If this happens before the decks are reached then hoorah! if not then poopie. The boat stays afloat as the water is trying to fill this void that the ship creates in it pushing against it. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  2. Your 11 stone and you want to lose weight? Are you a midget or something :o ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  3. I have a question. Did either of them expect the parachute to deploy. I just get the feeling that the TM (especially the passenger) were not expecting it. Watched teh video and I cant see him pull the cord.....just looks odd. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  4. agreed. You need a woman in your life. It would be quite cool though not sure how you could "sell" it though not a publishing person. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  5. I would so fucking tap that. I might even tap chaoskitty...but only if she agreed to let me have the cheese burger she had reserved for the above girly. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  6. Do you know what sucks. That is more than the bus/petrol/taxi fare to the BPA HQ and I live a mile down the road. Even the wear and tear on my shoes would probably be more. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  7. Plant Earth & Blue Planet box set is so on pre-order from Amazon. Amazing show...one of the best I have ever seen. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  8. frikkin repost police spoiling my fun.... ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  9. http://www.break.com/index/trainsurfing_germanys_fastest_bullet_train.html Thats insane. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  10. Is it me or does she just look like she is going to launch a suprise attack and push the jumper over and run off. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  11. Are we going to see this as a made for TV movie. True Grit: The Andy Copland Story ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  12. Hi guys, About 5 pints and 5 doubles of JD. If it had been two or three pints I may have let it go, it was the he mounted the pavement as he left kind of driving that made me do it. He lives 2 minutes away. I went round to see if he was home and he wasnt, seems that he took off and went to his girlfriends accross town (a good 10-12 miles). Yes. I offered him a lift home which he accepted then shook my hand saying he wasnt going to drive then peeled out. That was a bit of a slap in the face when the lied as shaking my hand. Not heard of any accidents last night so at least no-one was injured. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  13. Last night I shopped a mate for drink driving. Well now ex-mate. We were down the "pub" drinking (coke for me as I was driving) ... came time to go home and he was adamant that he was going to drive. Talked him out of it and offered him a lift home (2 mins from Pub) he went to car to get house keys then took off. Nothing much I could do but tell the cops where he lived and his number plate. I went round to his house to see if he had made it and he'd decided to go off accross the city to his misses house. In hindsight I should have just kicked the carp out of him and took his keys. Anyway sould cleansing over... ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  14. Well there is 6 of them to remember There are states in Australia? I think they are offically provinces. They are larger than some countries though...wierd. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  15. 10/48 Which is not bad considering most of my knowledge of the US states is based on films. All the way through my rationale was "alabama"...rednecks...gotta be near the south somewhere. Kansas.....where is frikking dorothy Edit to add: Not american....maybe we should try to label all the counties in the UK...now that is a challenge. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  16. Look no hands! ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  17. Sockpuppet

    Sh!te Joke

    Taxi for one... ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  18. I lost my virginity to the tattoo artist.... next. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  19. No...dont turn it off and change it while its on. That way you dont need to reset the clock :D ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  20. We had that untill the first night when my mum was making a big song and dance about "no kittens in the bedroom"...2 inutes later she has caved and the kitten was on my bed (note...not thiers). I dont mind as he is a great alarm clock for me although he had a habbit of bringing e presents of mice in the morning. Usually someone can catch him running through the kitchen with it but recently he has become sneakier by coming in through the bathroom window as to avoid detection.... ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  21. Was the change in packing method done at the same time as a change in the packer or supervisor. That could explain the mal rate change aswell... ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  22. Maybe she was trying to warn you of burglars. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  23. CHARRED ICY ROLL ACID CHERRY ROLL my fav: ARCHLY RICE LORD ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  24. Damn straight. I always get them caugh up in my hair and it hurts...should save that :D ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  25. Well for those of use outside SA it was just a load of vegtables on a table having a condmo stuck on it ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.