Lastchance

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  1. But only when they're coming at me. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  2. Yes. when I was working in a kithen yrs. ago. I quit that job. Who remembers Sambos? Sure wouldn't be very politacally correct now. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  3. Balistaphobia. Fear of bullets. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  4. Yur al two dam, sereas. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  5. Sorry, guess I was just excited. It wont happen again. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  6. NO BUT MY SON IS. AND BECAUSE HE IS, A YOUNG FELLA FROM THE U.K. GOT AHOLD OF HIM AND GOT ME AND A LONG LOST BRITISH FRIEND BACK IN CONTACT WITH EACH OTHER AFTER 23 YRS OF NO CONTACT. THE YOUNG MAN WAS MY FRIENDS SON. iT IS SO COOL TO BE IN CONTACT AGAIN. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  7. Bummer dude. One time in the dead of a Montana winter my pipes froze. So I turn on the faucet in the bathtub and head to a friends house for a couple hrs and return to 2 inches of water in my house and ey dog and cat sitting on the couch looking at me like what the hell did you do. The pipes thawed shortly after I left and I didn't notice the wash rag in the tub. It wen to the drain and the rest is history. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  8. How bout Sasquatch. He's got some awful big paws. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  9. Sure everybody dies, but why the hell would you want to speed up the process. In my opnion its just very slow and expensive suicide. Look at all the wasted $$$$ you could've spent on jumping. Just a reformed smokers opinion. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  10. My wife. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  11. Jump from perfectly good airplanes. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  12. ABSOLUTLY BEAUTIFUL! Have to say thaat when people ask why I do it I'd love to be able to show them that picture. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  13. Recently a friend and I did a jump into a field next to my house with all the neighbors and a few relatives watching of course. The winds had picked up considerably from the time we took off to the time I set up my landing pattern. As I turned into final I'm looking directly at the barbed wire fence and that is where I'm going. I was still at 3 to 4 hundred feet so turned downwind, a better alternative I thought because of the wide open field. As I get ready to flare I'm thinking that I can run this out. Don't want to fall down in front of everybody watching you know. Well it was sorta like jumping out of the back of a truck at 25 mph and trying to run it out. Pretty hard to keep your toes in front of your nose at that stage. After 5 or 6 steps I went down in sort of a PLF and rolled right back up to my feet like I ment to do it. I put some nice new scratches in my brand new Bonehead and had to spend 40 bucks at the chiropractor. Neck, back and hips. Lesson #1, dont get to far downwind. Lesson # 2, PLF. The little neighbor boy sure got a kick out of it tho, he comes up after and says to me " I sure like it when you land fast like that I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  14. bURN THEM FAST. Dont touch them with your bare hands and go see your Dr. really quick. Ever heard of Penicilun Penny? Well you've just been introduced to Penicilun Paris. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  15. Wow that looks dangerous. Got really poluted on Jager yrs ago and decided to take on a Ram. I lost and spent two weeks on crutches. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  16. love ladies that dont wear panties, especially with light, flowing, cotton sundresses. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  17. The weather man this morn said we are in a cooling trend. 90 to 95. then this weekend we will be 95 to 100. Ouch. But we are definatly not alone. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  18. Sorry she feels that way. My parents are proud of what I do or so they say. I actually took may 69 yr old father out for his first tandem last mo. and he hit the gound saying that he was ready to do it again. Mom wants to go but had 3 valves replaced in her heart 4 yrs. ago so we will let her Dr. make that decision. If he says OK then we are all over it. But back to your case, she is only worried about you and loves you. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  19. A biker answeres a knock at his door. There stands a friend of his from yrs. back. Come on in and make yourself at home, I'll go get a case of beer and a bottle of Jack and we will catch up. As he's leaving he tells his wife, you treat him just like you would me and out the door he goes. A half hr. later he returns to find his wife screwing his old friend on the kithen floor. What in the f$#@ are you doing he screams. His wife replies you told me to treat him like i do you. Thats what I'm talking about bitch, arch your back and get his balls off that cold kithen floor. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  20. As long as they're yours. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  21. Yesterday I called this hot sauce inferno. The real name of this stuff is SPONTANIOUS COMBUSTION. Has anybody else ever heard of it? I've never seen it on the shelf. This was given to me by a friend. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  22. The word of the day is "LEGS". Spread the word. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  23. I have this sauce at home that I believe the name is Inferno. It is the hottest that I've ever come across. it is made from habenero so is hot to begin with. But to make it blazin it is also made with pure capsasum (spelling) extract. My god is it ever hot. I dipped the tip of a toothpick in it when I first agot the stuff and licked it off. 10 min. later I slipped my wife the tongue and set her mouth on fire. she never forgave me for that. this stuff is insane. There is actually a warning on the label. I will post tomorrow with the real name. This stuff is not for the faint of heart I'd give 20 bucks to any body that could take a teaspoon of it and hold their composure for 30 seconds. I trully believe that it couldn't be done. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  24. Good for her. Ihate infedelity almost as much as theives. Nothing hurts like being cheated on. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  25. Tell her you want to invite your ten best friends over to pull a little choo chew. It might work but then again who knows, she might just go for it and then you'll have to do it all the time. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.