Lastchance

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  1. Generally people only pull rhe pin with their teeth in old war movies. I'm surprised he pulled thwe pin and not his teeth. What a dumb shit. Perfect candidate for a Darwin award in the future. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  2. After reading that article I have to ask why do these people always get suspended WITH pay. They seem to do this all the time. It's like Hey you idiot, you really fucked up. Now go take a nice payed vacation and think about what you've done. WTF. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  3. I use the same amount of gas per week no matter what the price, so keep it low. Now if I got a raise every time they raise gas prices, I wouldn't give a shit. But since that doesn't happen, I'm tired of taking it in the ass to line some fucking oil execs pockets. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  4. As soon as I seen what was going on I stopped it. That is f**king disgusting. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  5. Yesterday I filled my tank at $2.69 per gal. Today it's $2.59 per gal. The stations here are telling me to expect $2.00 by Thanksgiving. It has been dropping 5 to 10 cents every other day. Love it. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  6. Not me but a friend landed out in a farmers field becase of very high winds. So strong he landed going backwards. Anyway he ends up landig right next to a barbed wire electric fence. His canopy fell on the far side of the fence and continually pulled him into it. The farmers son comes out and asks if he can help, so my friend is yelling at him to cut the power. The3 kid says it is off and wouldn't believe him till he actually touched it himself. He finally cut away his main after being jolted a dozen times or so. I guess it's a little hard to thiunk clearly with electricity pumping thru your body or he probably would have cut it away a little sooner. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  7. I was not and still am not a natural born skydiver. I've always caught on to things very quickly also. But skydiving takes all my concentrtion to do what I need to do. You sure as hell can't pick up all you need to in four jumps dude. Continue, cause it only gets better. Sometimes I wonder why I do it. Then I jump again and remember OH YEA, cause I love it and it gets better every jump. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  8. That was funny. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  9. Get in your car. Tie a 30 foot lenght of rope around your neck and the other end to the steering wheel. Get up to about 90 mph and set the cruise control. And now dive out the window. Your friends will talk for years about how creative you were. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  10. Hey there Steve. You should try to make it to LP this yr. for halloween. Lotta fun from what I heard from last year. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  11. 2 days I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  12. I was at work and listening to the radio when I heard about the first plane and thought to myself that a small plane had accidentally hit the tower. Then I heard about the second plane and realized that this was no accedent. I called my wife to tell her what was going on. Then Heard of the third plane hitting the Pentagon. I'm sitting here with goosebumps just remembering all this. My thoughts and prayers go out to all the surviving family and friend of all those lost. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  13. Gotta say I'm glad I'm a man. But I sure like the way women look and smell. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  14. Not quite sure why everybody thinks it has to be a tandem or student operation. Iwent to the local regional airport. Not a small one by any means. Got all of the ok's that were needed. FAA, tower, saftey office, manager, superintendant, etc. Then found a pilot with a Cessna 180 that is waivered to fly with the door off, contact the tower and file our NOTAM with the controlling airspace, and then we jump. It may not be a Bonafide DZ, but we make a few jumps now and then and we have fun. We pay for his fuel and thats all he wants. So we pay about $12.00 a jump per person to 9 to 10 K. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  15. Driving to and from the D.Z. There is a little saying around here. Pray for me, I drive highway 93. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  16. We used to call that power napping. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  17. I can completely relate to all you said except it was Air force. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  18. No. I'd shoot first and ask questions later. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  19. If everybody were armed, criminals may think twice before comitting crimes. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  20. This is payback for intentionally running over cats on the road. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  21. How very true Michele. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  22. So many cats, so few recipies. They say there is more than one way to skin a cat, but I've found that the cats hate them all. Just kidding. I own cats and have all my life. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  23. I've ridden Harleys for over 25 yrs. Several yrs. back a biker friend of mine gave hi wife a joke birthday gift. He gave her a brand new broom with a kick start attatched to it. Everyone there got a good laugh out of it except for his wife who divorced him not a year later. Probably not only cause of the broom but anyway......... I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  24. Pic #1 is hilarious. I loved it. Funny shit man. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  25. I don't know that you should have to do night jumps for your D but I still want to do one if for no other reason than the experience of rolling over on my back and looking at the stars with no outside light. I t has to be an awsome feeling. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.