Lastchance

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  1. These pictures made my day. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  2. Remember Nixon? I am not a crook. I call bullshit. Bush is a lying sack of horseshit. I for one did not vote for the piece of shit. ONly my opinion. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  3. When can you tell that you've had a great blowjob? When you have to pull the sheet out of your ass.
  4. There was a time in my life when I did everything high. EVERYTHING! If I had been skydiving then I'm sure I would have done it stoned. Now there is no way I would ever do it loaded. Skydiving is such a high in itself that I see no reason to do it stoned. I like to be of clear mind up there. I no my reaction time is alot slower when I'm high even tho I used to argue that point. The people I've talked to that do or have jumped loaded say it sounds like a good idea at the time but afterwards they are wondering why the hell they did it. Same with drinking. I really don't want them in the air with me. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  5. I drive anywhere from 2 to 3 and a half hrs to the DZ's in my state. Till we started jumping at home but that only happens once or twice a month. one hr aint bad. Sure hope you get your mojo back. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  6. My skin. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  7. Oh yea, I forgot to mention that TV sucks in general. It's ok once in awhile, but its a mind suck! I have better things to do with my life, like SKYDIVE. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  8. I have enough reality in real life. I despise those shows and never wath them. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  9. I quit counting over 20 years ago, but alot. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  10. I did press charges the 2nd time this happened but as things happen in some of these cases we both went to jail. I've been told to contact an attorney and could probably have my record amended because of her previous and post record. Just have not wanted to drag all this shit out again. This all happened 7 to 8 years ago. Don't like to think about that time of my life. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  11. As embarassing as it is, yes. My ex had no qualms at all doubleing up her fists and smacking me right in the lips or eyes. I've had two chunks bit out of me as well and attacted with a buthcer knife and a hary kary knife. Can you say out of her f**KING MIND. Needless to say she is an ex. The woman has arecord as long as my arm for this shit. I should have known when she told me about throwing a hatchet at her last old man. But I thought, hell she loves me and wouldn't do that to me. WRONG! I never swung back but sure wanted to. She eventually was charged with assault, burglery, domestic and other assorted charges against a friend of mine who didn't heed my warnings and has since been chased out of two more towns. Anyway the bitch deserves to be in jail for a long time. If A woman hits you, you can be sure that she will do it again. So take my advice and show her your asshole and elbows and run far far away from her. She will cause you nothing bu trouble. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  12. Take em to the DZ and give them to the new jumpers. They'll love em. I wish I'd have had a stack when I started. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  13. In all the climbing and rapelling that I have done, I've never been able to just hit the end of my rope and just rapel off the end without getting dead. Hopfully there was alwayys dirt at the end. But it sure would be cool to rapel off the end and go into freefall. But the maybe thats why I barely climb anymore, I took up skydiving to be even higher and not be restricted to a rope.
  14. On jump number 13, yea, number 13, I flared to high, got my lift, lost my lift and landed hard and thought that I would still stand it up so didn't PLF. The result was a pretty nasty sprained ankle. That also cost me a month of jumping. Anyway the moral is that I never ever made that mistake again. So just learn from the mistakes and keep having fun. Welcome to the wonderful world of skydivin. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  15. My dad turned 69 in March and is going to do a tandem in June. I dont think that he would have done this had I not been a skydiver. But he is now really looking forward to it. My grandmother is 93 and says that if her hips didn't hurt her so bad that she would do a tandem also. Everybody should leap from an airplane at least once in their lives. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  16. It puts me in the moment. Nothing else matters when I'm in the air. All the little things in life that piss me off are the farthest thing from my mind. At that point I am completely in charge of my own destiny. It's an addiction, and I just can't get enough.
  17. Absolutey. If there was a dog in my yard thretening me or my family, his shit would be in the wind. And the same for my dog thretening someone in their own yard. But I dont know of to many vicious attack cats out there. Different scenario all together. The cat that was shot with arrows was obviously done maliciously. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  18. I own dogs and a cat. My dogs re in the kennel unless I am in the yard with them as one of them will bite. He chased our neighbor right out of her shoes one day and we had to return them. If you are stern with him and tell him to go lay down, he will mind. Just dont show Him fear. My cat is in the house all day and does his prowling at night. There are 6 families on our street. Of the 6 we are the only ones who do not have a mouse problem. Our cat will also take care of a few of the neighbors mice also. So they tend to like him around. If somebody shot my cat and I found out who, it would be the last time they did. I also can relate to picking up other peoples dog crap out of my yard. But instead of killing their animal, I have the balls to confront the owner about it. It is not the animals fault, its the owners. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  19. This friend was very proud of his frequent RED WINGS> I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  20. Sober since 1999 I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  21. Sorry, never been drunk till you've shit you're pants. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  22. An old boy told me once that you've been really drunk till you've shit your pants I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  23. Had a friend one time long ago that could walk into a bar and sniff and point to the girls that it was their time of the mo. and those were the ons he would set his sights on. He was one twisted individual. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  24. I think it stands for F$*#* Loud Harley. But seriously it is an old Wide Glide Shovel Head Bagger. Electrglide style, 80 ci motor. Chopped doown to the bare basics. No bags. faring etc. Believe it or not I traded a 85 sportster strait across for it . It needed lots of TLC> I spent a whole winter Rebuilding it from the ground up in my 3 room apt. I had it out the door 3 days and piled it up it traffic on one of our more busy streets. Damn people on cell phones. Anyway 4 broken ribs, and lotsof road rash, 2nd DUI, fines and high insurance for three years and oh yea, loss of liscence for 6 mo. is the reason I quit drinking. It turned out to be a blessing i diguise. And now Im doing all the things I've always wanted to do. Life couldn't be better. Again congrats. Sober is awsome. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  25. P.S. My other rig is an 81 FLH. It beats me to death but I still love it. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.