Lastchance

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  1. Probably just enjoy the extra 15 seconds of freefall. If there was another jumper in the air with me I'd dock on him and ask him to hold me tight and pull, just like on T.V. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  2. From 1976 to 1999 somwhere in the neighborhood of 10 or 15. But I drove for a living. Always trying to make my deadlines. From 1999 to the present, 0. I have a clean driving record for the first time since 1983. Knock on wood. Speeding tickets in Montana go off your record in three years. In Mt if you get 30 points against you , you are classed a habitual offender and they pull you liscense for three yrs. I had 29 points. Time to clean up my act at that point. Now I have 0. Speeding tickets are three poins, DUI's are 10. Reckless and careless are between there somewhere. Bottom line is for me is the oldere I get, the slower I drive. I became my dad and then my grandpa. I'm a geezer at 46. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  3. You were following to close. If you hit somebody from behind in my stste, it is automatically your fault. Ever heard of the 3 second rule. If it eases your mind at all one time I was looing at a nice looking lady on the side of the road and tucked the front of my car under the rear bumper of a flatbed truck. The year that mini skirts were invented, 64 or 65 I believe, rear end collisions increased dramatically in England and the U.S.A. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  4. It's my release and escape from all the bullshit in day to day life. Plus its cool. I can also do all the things that I couldn't do off the high dive as a kid. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  5. Subaru man, Subaru. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  6. I found a Corn Flake in my bowl this morn. that looks just like satan. Think I can get it on the evening news? I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  7. NO. It's not unreasonable. People should have been taught to eat with thier mouths closed when they were kids. But the thing I really f***ing pisses me off is gum poppers. Could anything be more irratating? Anybody else agree with that? I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  8. I live at this time in the town I was born in. But I did not spend my whole life here. I went to High School about 75 miles from here and then spent 3 yrs. in England in the A.Force. Spent a couple yrs. checking out the bigger citiies but never failed to return. I feel now that my home town has gotten to big for my tastes but I've settled here for now. If I leave it won't be far. Just up in the mountains in our surrounding area. I live 20 miles from the continental divide so it won't take much to be fairly secluded. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  9. Good job. I couldn't bring myself to post that. I can tell the joke but not in to mixed company. Although I always told it as an anorexic w/ a yeast infection. Anyway good job for putting it out there. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  10. OK. I have to go home now. So by tomorrow we have to decide which of us is going to be hated by women all over Dropzone. com. Any ladies out there want to hear this one let us know. It may help us decide if one of us is going to belly up with this. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  11. One of us is finally going to break down and say it. Problem is we will not make friends with any of the ladies on this forum. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  12. Extremley disgusting. Not one you want to tell the ladies. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  13. Holding your farts is bad for your heart, but letting them rip on the way up is bad for the nose. But no matter what, farts are still funny. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  14. I was told that women don't fart, they fluff. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  15. My first three were tandems. Not in the least bit scared. My first AFF jump tho, I was scared shitless. You couldn't have pounded a needle in my ass with a sledge hammer. But I'm not sure I was as scared of the jump as I was of screwing it up. I wanted to be the perfect student, you know, a natural born skydiver. what I was, was a natural born back flipper. For my first 10 jumps I couldn't get off the step without doing a back flip. I was keeping my feet to close to my butt. I finally overcame that and al was well. Good luck and welcome. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  16. Thats funny. But not far off the truth. That saying is tacked up on my refridgerator. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  17. Yes I do know what a quarter pounder with cheese is. Who else out there does and has the guts to post it? I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  18. When my friends and family call skydiving my sport or my hobby, I have to set them straight. It's neither, it is my addiction. And I've given up all my other addictions to fund this one. I also can relate to these out f***ingrageous gas prices. I'm 2 1/2 hrs from one DZ and 3 1/2 from another. The gas costs more than the jumps these days. Anyway welcome to your new addiction. I think we need skydivers annonymous. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  19. Only on the boob tube. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  20. I voted yes on 90. Just knew you were going to pop it up. Good Job. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  21. I voted oh no, but really to hear the gov. say I'm here to help sounds like a contradiction in terms. My real reaction would probably be "YEA RIGHT." I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  22. I've lost several fiends in the past few yrs. So now I pick up the phone frequently to tell friends and family that I love them and think of them often. My wife hears I love you whenever she or I walk out the door. People are here one day and gone the next. It's not so macho to hold how you feel inside. Let the people you care about know that you do. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  23. Good one. You had me going. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  24. I was stationed in England and it generally rains 364 1/2 days a year. That may be an exageration but it rais alot and they generally don't have much need to water their grass. I just got off the phone this morn. with a friemd over there and he tells me that they have had 90 to 100 degree heat for some time. That is why the grass is burning up. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  25. I actually smoked for 25 years before I quit. So I've already cut my life down some, so I will probably die before you anyway. My motto used to be Live fast, Die young and leave a good looking corpse. But it's to late for that now. I'm old and ugly. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.