Carpediem

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  1. Now if this isn't the best yet then I don't know what is! I wonder if you could rig it to a flash drive on a cyprus? Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  2. Almost, I was going to say... What's 12 inches long, purple. and brings tears to a womans eyes? Stillbirth Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  3. Honestly I don't give a fuck. I'll jump tonight, just like I did yesterday, and nor matter what happens after this, I'll continue to jump tomorrow. Should we sell out to nab a few extra jumps? I think no. Renegade those sweet ones kids, that's where it's really at. But those are your morals, and who am I to judge? So I don't. I do it my way, and fuck ya'll. cya on the edge. Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  4. Very true. When I'm at an exit I know what the "normal" level of fear is, and allow it to be... I've come to find it strangely comforting. If the fear is far more intense, I walk down. Don't beat yourself up over it buddy. Just heading out with your gear already makes you a retard. Don't jump when your instincts tell you not to and prove yourself to be. Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  5. sssshhhhhhhtttttt... I'm trying to make us look good to the public here Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  6. It still surprises me how many people, who've never flown a parachute, know about BASE. They don't know much, but they do know it's a bunch of retards jumping off stuff. While that may not be far from the truth, I don't have any problem with some real BASE knowledge getting out there. Who knows, maybe it'll show a few people out there we're not all hooker fuckin, coke snortin, suicidal maniacs... or maybe that's just wishful thinking. Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  7. Make it a group scat party and i'm in! Black humor rocks. The List is (was) a good thing. Both should remain in BASE Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  8. Better yet, roll over, stick it in her ass and let er rip. Nothing says "get the fuck out" better then a rectum full of piss Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  9. How hard is it for Andy to chime in and say yes or no to these questions? Maybe potatohead's grip was so strong, line stretch and loading wasn't enough to pull the bridal out of his hand and it broke after 400lbs of pressure? Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  10. I once was about to exit off a lowish A with wind at ~45 degrees. A gust caused my PC and carrywith to "take off", sliding down the railing to stretch. I grabbed my bridle at the last second to keep it from possibly opening my container. Sure did wish I didn't have a PC on that one. Solutions: -have it tied off somewhere it can't slide (and possibly snag/loose your carrywith) -have PC in hand and toss clear on exit. -stand on your PC -don't use a PC When it's windy it's a pain in the ass on SL jumps, but i'll always keep it, just in case Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  11. Me too. Combine it with the visuals.... yyyyeeehhhhh Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  12. wow, that's the best advise i've heard yet! Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  13. Better go reserve with that karma Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  14. It means she has the clap, and wants you to get your ass tested Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  15. I'm starting to think that too... Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  16. Not a good idea. Leaning back gives her head more room to maneuver Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  17. They just never look quite as good at terminal Just like the original picture. Those are horrible Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  18. aaawwww shit. My sides hurt now. Thanks for a laugh like that this morning!! Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  19. Just tell er to join the choir with the rest of the wives. . . Boooo to chores Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  20. Ever use Just-A-Drop? Makes your shit way more tolerable! Otherwise, stay clear for the next 20 minutes Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  21. Actually, tact is for the people who lack the confidence to be an asshole Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  22. Why not just output the audio from your DVR to your input on your computer, and use Audacity? I use this to record the O&A show from XM radio all the time. cya Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  23. Right on ya doode! Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  24. Things to make you unapproachable? Well here's a couple that, if I see them (and depending on the combo of them), I sometimes just pass on the attempt: -larger groups of women (I don't want to entertain 6 of you, so go for a walk with a girlfriend every now and then) -backs turned (face to face with friends, so I need to get you to turn 180 degrees to talk) -being with a guy. any guy. -looking away at eye contact -not smiling -not looking like you're having a good time Here's one last thing. If you think you're average looking and that's why most guys don't approach, then try hanging out with just you and a good looking (but taken) friend. Of course when I walk up, I'm more interested in the cuter of the two, but when I get talking I'm looking for a very cool, level headed, intelligent girl. At 1st i'm hopeing the best looking one is all that, AND really good looking. More often then not, it winds up being the "average looking" girl that has those qualities, and to me that changes my view of her from average to hot. I've had several relationships start out that way, only to joke later about how I met her trying to pick up her friend Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  25. just american pancakes Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.