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  1. Carpediem

    Whuffos

    yes there is, means they're not buying beer Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  2. Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  3. Carpediem

    Whuffos

    exactly! I tried whitewater rafting and golfing once, but i don't call myself a rafter or a golfer ;) Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  4. Carpediem

    Whuffos

    There is nothing wrong with being excited about a jump. When you don't shut up about it weeks after (and never, ever go back) and try to use it to seem all macho n shit, then i'm gonna shit on ya. Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  5. Carpediem

    Whuffos

    ya let em go on like tools. Funny how people with a jump or two never shut up about it, and those with a bunch never bother to mention it Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  6. You'd never know it by looking outside, and correct me if I'm wrong. But it's not even offically winter yet right? Brrrr ... You wusses, it means there is tons of powder in the mountains. The boarding there yesterday was awesome! Just means your nose might get a little chilly... Oh and ipods don't work at -30C Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  7. Well, stairwells to the roof are always heated. Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  8. -The best plan is no plan -Die before your liver fails -If you've not amazed every sunday that you're still in one piece, then go have more fun And most important rule of life... Fuck em all! It's your reality. They can either share it or eat a dick cya Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  9. Fuck ya, all the reason you need right here Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  10. The ice cold (good non american) beer in my fridge! Fuck ya! Oh ya, and that I made it thru this week alive yet again. Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  11. bbbooo USA. You can't pick up (legal) 19 year olds in the bar down there. . . You want your dollar to be worth something? Header to ca-na-d-ia. WWWAAAYYYYY better beer too. We don't water it down Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  12. 24 years old ground crew for 3 BASE'in for 1 Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  13. The greatest farts are the ones that linger and gross out the whole load... at 1000ft Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  14. Looking back on life and wishing I had done something different. You'd feel so helpless then. . . I now make a point to be able to look back at each past week and go "Fuck ya! That was awesome!" Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  15. Redbull n vodka. You know you want to Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  16. Until drinking hour? Come on kel, round 2 is just beginning! Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  17. Carpediem

    RAPE ME

    I'll do er for $1498 AND I'll bend you over and fuck ya Take it!..... Take it bitch! ...... ALL OF IT!!!! Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  18. Absinthe, chased with a shot of tequila. That'll kill them little bastard bacterias Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  19. You know it! I held out till 3 today, i'm dam proud of myself. So go get a cold one and get on er! Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  20. It always comforted me to see my girl's family is just as fucked as mine. Don't sweat it, you kids 'll have some good laughs about it later. Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  21. www.ebay.com/sell Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  22. I just moved out west. Grew up on the east coast, what was i gonna do there? Drive 10 hours to watch a habs game!? Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  23. Oh he knows I make him take the empty's out on the sidewalk every week and time how long it takes the bums to take em. Record is 6 minutes... resulting in a screaming crackhead fight Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  24. You know it. My roommate is a wings fan too. The loser buys the beer for the night Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.
  25. You nerds Beers make your paper sound right smart. Especially good if you have to present to the class Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.