Misternatural

Ever been to a store and noticed that a more expensive item is in the spot where an out of stock cheaper version of the same item is supposed to be on the shelf? This is a common practice of shelf stockers I have noticed over the years, since prices are computerized most shoppers don't notice, grab the expensive item and unwittingly buy it. well I recently fixed the problem by getting the manager and showing them the switched item...bam-I got the better item at the lower price. next time something that is out of stock is switched let the store manager know....that'll cut down on this BS in a hurry Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

more interesting developments http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSTRE5AS1R320091129 http://www.reuters.com/article/newsMaps/idUSTRE5AS22X20091129 Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

yeah- don't look at your financials so much -but if you are a student of stupidness and depravity like me then You Tube is a good pick me up. this is a repost of your motorcycle friends training for the big race. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmhijF4v3ZE Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

dude V3's crank!

>Wow. Are you on this flight too?!?! HAHAHAHA sadly no,because we would be raiding the drink cart right now however- when the dude in next seat farts or falls asleep, and starts to drool- say "fuck this!" then jump up, grab your rig and make your way down the isle toward the door. That usually gets peoples attention and you will be instantly upgraded to first class. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

my freekin tax dollars at work don't you and the wife already get gubment cheeze Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>Not sure about the whole virtual mile high club!! usually it's tough to get in the mood anyway what with the kids in the back kicking your seat and the 300lb wrestler taking up two seats next to you while he chows down on a big greasy club sandwich. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

If we have computer sex is that counted in the mile high club Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>Top it off with a steam bath

put it this way...when the gold rush was on, the merchants who sold picks and shovels made a lot more money than most of the miners. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

+1 right two Harry Hometrader axioms if you are not a shark or a whale- stick to the shallow water...or you'll get eaten for sure. If you're a crazy fuck with cash to burn...enjoy the carnage- remember the money you cash in on a stock sale is cash that some other poor soul has invested- enjoy your winnings while you can because the next big investment idea is always just around the corner and statistically Most of the time the other people (hedge fund managers) in the game take your cash while you were busy at your day job only to come home to add up your loss. you thought you were gonna get pitched one more straight fast ball.....wifff- it's a slnker- strike three fun game though

>Wish I waz a 256 and a' half pound Catfish, girls gone grabblin Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

dayam...I guess the internet IS an endless well that can keep up the supply of sick'ntwistedness for us all...good to know Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>Turns your digestive tract into a domestic disturbance yep got to watch that with C , I just pop a couple of tums when the gut burn starts. I'm still traumatized by what Dr Divots root oil might be- somehow I don't think a "spoonful of sugar" is going to cut it for most people. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>Focus people. focus! hey it's getting tough out there now- we peeps here are so sick and twisted after 100 pages that the whole goddamn internet just can't keep up with production! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

I'm telling you people...1000 mil vitamin C every four hours...I've stopped two colds at first symptoms in their tracks this season. it keeps those viruses on the run like scalded chimps! stay warm, sleep, and stay well fed.

>Why not?? We cheat with push-up bras - seems only fair!! You're a very smart young lady- well played.....but I'm still not posting my cock!! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

AAHAHHAA Well maybe I should walk around with a huge roll of half dollars in the front pocket.......then I'd have both angles covered Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>while you were slow dancing they could feel what they thought was a huge penis most women just try to feel my wallet instead Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

ok first of all Finding Nemo is not a documentary just in case you didn't know.- and most guys are trouser trouts anyway. me...barracuda; fast, likes shiny things, gets to eat anything that moves and I would sneak up and nip the bikinis off of women swimming around at the beach Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>jamming watermelons up your whoo-ha ok we need to know what kind of women you are hanging out with- because the watermelons in this country average about 32 pounds. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

When did Marilyn Manson get a sex change? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

it's worse when they try to run in opposite directions Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>I finally had to hook her up with Turtle so it wouldn't be an issue. well there's an old saying;if you can't screw yer friends over..who you gonna screw? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

instead how about a scalded ape.... because when dogs fuck they get stuck together... tough for them to run like that. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415