Misternatural

I mostly think about my junk it's proximity to the leg straps. Also- should I talk to the female skydiver whose torso I have my legs wrapped around in the Cessna, or would that be too obvious? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

One night stand; pregnancy may result- use protection ** Fuck buddy; pregnancy may result- use protection ** Booty call; pregnancy may result- use protection ** FWB; pregnancy may result- use protection ** ** Phone call 32 hours after sex is optional Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

I think a language database for dirty words should be started to prevent such humor in foreign lands. He does have a big smile on his face...those MILFS can be real tigresses. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

well for one thing when you and your "house guest" start screeching at each other like a married couple about where the fucking sink stopper went- then a three day visit is the limit. oh wait, you have other uses for drain plugs don't you Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Crap, for a minute the I thought this was going to go like this: A priest, a rabbi, and a witch doctor walk into......... Anyway NEVER PISS OFF RESTAURANT WORKERS....I always remember.....they are the last to touch the food! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

OMG The testimonial of the month, in bold says "Dr Moore was always available and went above and beyond and actually visited us at the hotel we were staying at just to make sure all was going well." Now thats what I call service!! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>That is fucking EPIC yeah the guy's a doctor now....go figure Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>do a little spelunking helmet cam and light required Actually this dude in college put a glass coke bottle up in there one night and did some exploring with a pen light....the coke bottle is still on the mantle at their fraternity with a high water mark on it and it is presented every year as far as I know as some sort of a trophy people are weird! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Did you get some ice cream on the way home...Sunny likes ice cream from what I recall of the subject Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

"dddjouu guys do something to the Coke???... You did something to the f#@*ing Coke!!!" -thats priceless

Maybe we should not have this conversation......lest we all want to get killed today when they invent an ATM machine with a vagina on it..then we're doomed.

>I was always quite happy with the design. It was the availability that left a lot to be desired. +1 As long as they don't install a credit card reader in there I'm good with it the way it is. unless I can swipe and get cash back because that would be kinda cool.

You are a very sensible woman, and like most of the women here who put up with our daily crap have a hell of a sense of humor!

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!" The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself." "The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago." "And what about the third rose ?" she asked. "That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears." Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>bait for hungry horny male skydivers?!? I feel so....shallow all of a sudden

>so does that mean I can just start and end with sex?! you think you can just use us like a old tee shirt until we are no more than an empty husk??.....yes, we like that.

>I'm over tadpoles. What?? now you're scaring me wow, with the new BF you're like a new woman!

I don't know, I think you would be surprised by the insurgency that would develop from the common citizen. Certainly vets have an experience edge but there are a lot of non military types out there I think who would do a pretty good job of holding out in the hill country. Take the survivalist groups for example, some of them are pretty tough and decently armed granted they are not allowed anything larger than 50 cal. right now so unless armories are breached somehow for bigger frag gear,that will be a limiting factor. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>his inability to vacuum or piss inside the toilet only Jezus we have to call, vacuum, AND piss in the right place- there is no end to this madness Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

I - I wouldn't know anything about that At least you're not promoting the "parade of cocks" today like SOME people we know here

>fucking some random stranger you met in a bar. when you say it- it sounds so...dirty Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Bwahahah! have you been slapped yet today Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Well this world is about balancing compromise- you look tall in the pic- so would you rather be short in height- because thats no fucking picnic either. You gotta play the cards that are dealt ya ma'bruthuh! Play 'doze cards!! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

nothing I guess- except a family Christmas is no place for a boner of any kind. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Meh, the dude is prolly married or has a GF....and dealing with two chatty women in your calling circle at the same time will make any mans skull spontaneously explode, this has been proven It is also may create rips in the space time fabric. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415