No no no, you people are going about this all wrong; ya gotta fight fire with fire,take it from me i've got a sister who is one of those quaker holistic healer types that live in a "community"with her kid in a montessori school who goes on and on AND ON about all that crap. It makes me nuts! OK here's the plan;use the afore mentioned jehova trick- when they come over..you are all naked, after all the human body is a beautiful form, start you shpiel about how clothing is a manefestation of guilt and shame perpetrated by the fasion industry and "the man"-insist that they get naked too. Then get your juicer going, reach over to your fake organic hydroponic garden which is actually a tray of dirt with veggies stuck in it.....dont wash the dirt off...just throw them in the machine and serve, by now they are eyeing your hay bale furniture wondering where to sit, meanwhile go outside and pull up handfulls of grass and put that on a hand crafted clay plate, place it on the hay bale coffe-, I mean "chai" table,sit back, eat some grass, and watch their reaction ....get the picture? The problem with skydiving is ya gotta be fuckin nuts! and perfectly sane at the same time. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
