Misternatural

what are you still doing up it must be morning over there yeah but the sawdust was getting to me...I use to sell them on E bay. Thinking of firing up the business again tho-post recession.

WOW that is wicked cool!! and at night? dayam that took some nards Girl! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Thanks...Yeah I'm a reformed hippie which basically means that I stopped smoking pot a long time ago- but am still as paranoid as ever and I have firearms Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Well as you know I have a fairly aloof demeanor so I don't have many people around here who I care about enough to give a gift to. But those that stick by me and show that they can be trusted get something i make in my woodworking shop; For girlfriends I usually make some sort of a wooden jewelry box usually out of black walnut,maple, and cherry. Others may get one of my custom built conga drums with hand forged hardware- or a set of wind chimes. yeah I know.....such a hippie. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

*Beep*This is officer Bundy- we have reports of you corn holing the neighbors dog in the church parking lot- were sending a K 9 unit over for questioning. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

The Deazy Commers can't take your call right now, we are too busy discussing each others sex lives and bodily functions- Your call is not important. Have a nice day

The patient is not responding......she must be using said boobies and hoo haa to relieve boredom at this time...hopefully involving soapy lather and a shower massage wand.......please leave a message. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

How is it that you are bored? 1) you are in a torrid drama stricken relationship 2) you just got a motorcycle Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Jabooty?? Where the fuck is that- Compton? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Folding underwear?? You know how to cure that- the oi' post coitus dong wipe on the neatly folded goods That's how you really win a woman over BTW Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>Not sure it would really matter in your case OHH!... snapped off by Nat!!!!....again Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

all this talk about pregnant ex's got me thinking about this time I was having internet relations with a pregger mom at about 7 months big- (by some douche dad deadbeat date sex from whence she got knocked up)The sex was hotttt but I was feeling bad on the drive home about the lil tyke having to fend off some faceless intruder banging the walls down. I wonder what does all that hammering do to a fetuses mind? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

hey...just because I said some of us were interested in your sex life (like your landlord)...doesn't make us stalkers Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

see this is why you should have a wing girl handy......to do a gear check Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

yeah I figured you're just as wierd you're a moderator screwing with our minds again- aren't you...Funks Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>After all, we are wasting valuable time, where the fuck do you have to go today? and besides- some of us are intently fascinated by Natalie's interesting sex life...wait...does that make us weird?? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Simmah down nah!-No need to get dramatic here people..... Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>Why is the Ex being pregnant an Issue? Unless he is the father! yes- I made that stipulation when I said the kid might not even be his. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

and here I was trying to get you riled up again about *pin* size.... Dealing with ex's is always going to be a difficult and drama inducing experience unfortunately, Combine that with pregnancies, children, and sometimes STD's and you've got a dangerous mixture. Dating is a risky venture as people are unpredictable and sometimes do desperate things to hold on to one another. The kid may not even be his Most guys have been faced with the date/pregnancy trauma,we've all been through it- it's part of the love dance...even with protection. The human sex drive is so powerful it is made to over ride common sense, otherwise hardly anyone would be born. You had nothing to do with this guys dilemma- however if you really like him just stick by until he chooses who to be with if in fact the pregnancy comes to term....he can still be a good father and be with you at the same time, he DOES NOT have to be this womans husband.....it's his choice. You unfortunately have the decision of whether or not to complicate your life by having this ex constantly in it in some form. Best of luck, You're a smart woman I'm sure you can solve this puzzle. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

If you ask Natalie to check your gear she will just look at you and say;"you mean you want me to check your *pin*?" hey for every pin there's a grommet, i say Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

-and may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your gear Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Yep like Mc Swervy says. I guess you should go around and ask women at the dz for a proper GEAR check before boarding Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>That pup tent doesn't fool me. So that's part of the gear check eh? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>It's fun to watch the guys adjust their junk when they're gearing up. See we know this - which is why you will see us say "hang on a minute" when people are in a rush to make the load then we take our time and make sure to make lots of noise and pull the pup tent out as far as it will go. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

wait- weren't we just making fun of our relatives and their profiling in the other thread? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415