Misternatural

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  1. >If you watch the show you'll know what I mean. Maybe the Situation tossed out a "grenade" .....Whatever the fuck that means Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  2. hahahahaha oh shift, oh shift, oh shift....OH shit Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  3. you know this crew.... do you honestly think any of us apply? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  4. skydivers need not call Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  5. I am in enough trouble as it is. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  6. Nakkid Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  7. Good one- Gotta like automated word searches-The top lists; "wood products" then under it "male enhancements" hahaha Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  8. Ok Turtle's secret underground lair of anal pleasures aside, a quick update; My current GF is getting no end of joy at my expense over this and wants to return a call to this person in the form of the hibbity dibbity in C sharp Major on an unlisted phone. Far as I know I am still friends with this woman, she didn't wake me up, I don't think she did it on purpose- but I would like to prank her BF/Husband? someday. Does anyone know of a Trannygram service? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  9. BWAAAAH.....etc.etc.!!! once again- a disturbing turn. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  10. >I was thrown to the side it's that damn biker chick....again? she just can't get enough of her. Watch out for that woman's right hook- it's a bell ringer. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  11. hahhahahaha! Dude you never fail to crack me up. Besides upon Zaprudering the call...you need to work on the tongue swirl, and for gods sake throw in a raspberry will ya. I can tell by her tone you're just not getting it. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  12. >I think it's time you texted your ex-GF hahahaha No fargin way. I want to see if she figures this out herself. I will mention it someday a long time from now. Turtle: That is exactly what I thought! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  13. Hope everyone had a great weekend....mine was good however I got what I can only describe as a "Fuck Dial". Yep, we all know what a butt dial is...when the pressure of someone's ass on a cell phone dials your number, and a drunk dial when an alcohol saturated brain causes fingers to dial your number. Well I checked my messages on Sun. and at 3:47 AM I got a call which was mostly blank air but 3 minutes into it I could faintly hear people fucking, checked the #....an Ex GF from years ago...... How thoughtful. question me this; How might a fuck dial happen? Have you ever gotten a fuck dial? Have you ever fuck dialed anyone? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  14. hahahha wait, what? only on a sound stage yo..... have a bad weekend- and by bad I mean good Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  15. instant classic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulEg-R4yw_M Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  16. yep love that gig.....she is channelling Jaco fer sure. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  17. >and no matter what . . . feet and knees together, Flare! roger that, over
  18. thanks dude moral of the story; slow canopy- not always slow on landing. and planned pattern subject to change on short notice
  19. >and cut me off on final yikes Next time i go you can give me a pattern briefing cuz i was so worried about staying out of other peoples way that I couldn't get out of my own way- at least I got a high score for a triple summersault into my lines/canopy hahaha Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  20. top rated seller? hahhahahha! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  21. I would agree with you if he was serving the cat with fava beans and a chianti but otherwise it seems like a perfectly normal dinner. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  22. Turtle to the ER- turtle to the ER, this post is too easy. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  23. >I believe he just may be a bit psychotic. what do you mean, the guy is marinating a live cat- not letting it vote. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  24. hahhaha eeeeeew that would make it a rectulum and once again a thread takes a disturbing turn hahhaha Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415