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  1. udder

    Magic Ball

    hows the hell does it work? had me baffled... "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
  2. Since Aerodyne have split from SA, whats happening with PISA? Will they return to building canopies and rigs again? "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
  3. So are PISA ever going to start building canopies again? "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
  4. Dude could translate "Show us your squid." into swiss for me. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
  5. If any dog was that much a problem it would conveniantly dissapear. Small ankle biting bitch dogs are only good for eating. People get way too attached to shit dogs. Do what every farmer does to a dud dog. Shoot it.
  6. Trying to Donkey Punch a woman who could easily swallow me whole "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
  7. Nimrods like me Unfortunately it has been confirmed through Athena's Psychic Hotline that I will indeed die during sex. So for all intensive purposes I am now immortal. I light the after sex cigarette before, smoke half of it and then give her the best minute of her life* *this is only true if she has had a really shit life. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
  8. I have never even seen a vintage rig besides a few used as training harnesses(and only one qualifies as a true vintage) With the PC, did you need the big one above a certain weight? Like wingloading? Also, how big do they pack compared to new canopies? I'd love to take a PC the DZ and proclaim "I found a real bargain, the guy who sold it to me said it's a perfect beginners canopy" "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
  9. udder

    First BASE Rig?

    can comeone hook me up with the video of the guy femuring in? I can't go in. My mom would kill me. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
  10. what the hell does that mean? "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
  11. fucking rich prick. I have the student model. I just got those inflatable arm bands you use for kids, add hot water, inflate. A bit of vaseline, and bury it in the middle of the sofa. Just wish I wasn't spending all my jump money on tissues... edit for spelling. no need for a good post to be ruined by bad spuling. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
  12. There is no longer a reason to take any shit from a woman. Thats what the pimp slap was invented for. That way you can beat your wife/girlfriend/friend/stranger while still looking stylish and retaining a sense of self respect and dignity. Just wear baggy clothing and a gold chain before commencing your beating. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
  13. sweet when i get back you'll be able to do my re-currency jump... Does this mean you're going to be hauling meat soon? "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
  14. Keith, as a man of profound knowledge, could you advise me what my ass virginity would fetch on ebay? "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
  15. 15 miles rowing. then 5 running. then an afternoon weights session or 9 mile run. we get sunday afternoons off "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
  16. short chicks are easier to spit roast. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
  17. howdy all To cut an extremely boring story short, I need ways to help raise cash to send our rowing team of four overseas. We are checking into corporate sponsors and hope to strike it lucky. But as most good plans usually fail I need ideas for fundraising. We have a party or two planned. They should raise a couple thousand each. A 1000 cans of beer raffle. And I am seriously considering selling my ass virginity on ebay. So if anyone who swings that way could chime in, is the experience that horrendous? So any ideas that can raise some cash. Cool raffles or something of the like. I'll do anything. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
  18. With bicarb, it reduces the acidity of your blood, thus reducing the effects of lactic acid. They did tests 2 years ago with a few of the rowing guys and it acts as a buffer, though large amoutns must be consumed...usually this is not consumed orally It works for about 1800m of a 2km race but then causes a catastropohic onset of fatigue. If you want to get rid of lactic acid the best thing to do is switch between an ice bath and a hot shower/spa/bath. This is the quickest and most effective method of getting rid of lactic acid. A cold and then hot shower will suffice, but repeat a few times. Also massge does well too. Fanally, who's going to give you the cure all hot-beef injection? Only the really gifted can self inject "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
  19. you wake up to find the dishes done "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
  20. Exits make me horny. I swear I'd be packing wood if the jumpsuits werent so tight. Its not jumping off at all, its flying out/off the door. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
  21. I've only jumped 3 times this year cause I'm saving up for gear(not anywhere close to actually buying a complete rig.) So it cantreally define me. But more importantly I really enjoy being a wanker. Since I'm a single guy, I spend alot of 'alone' time with myself. I dont have many hobbies besides drinking box wine and streakin. I got great defenition in my left hand... "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
  22. Howdy I'll probably be in Sydney from next week wednesday and was wondering if anyone could give me a lift out to Picton sometime that week. I presume I'll be living near the Sydney Uni boatsheds if it makes any difference. Happy to pitch in for petrol etc. Also do they have hire gear in 210 or larger? Peder "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
  23. I'd do it "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
  24. Blind dates for the most part have worked well for me. Guess its just blind luck My mates girlfriends wonder why I don't have a girlfriend and then tell me "oh I know someone you'd like." It lasts until they realize I never reply to sms for lack of credit and really do consider sleep and training more important than them. Thats being said I keep being introduced to the short skirt girl of the group...Dont know if it says anything about me as a person. More disturbingly my mom picks chicks that I get on well with, and do things she wouldnt approve of to me. She also has significantly higher standards than I do... Forever telling me to introduce myself to "whoevers younger sister" or something like that. 'Obey thy parents' I say. Though all of this is coming from a man who said "if you get one from 99, you just have to try 99 times harder than everyone else." ed for spelling. I am a spastic. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E