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i open a B in 14 mile an hour winds last night and although landing was interesting i was fine but then again im the coolest mother fucker in the world TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072

If some one finds it for sale they should just try to buy it first to get it back for u then we can slice open the fucker's stomach and hog tie them with there intestines and then take turns on them. i want to go last. TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072

maybe u should try jumping some real objects where u land on the west side high way not a fucking huge field. i stoped skateboarding when i hit puberty TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072

980 u of all people know that i am a child prodigy and there for u know of at least one person "me" that can predick wind stuff on or off building and can always tell in any given situation which way my canopy will open. I dont know if u guys know this but air moves and it can effect the way your paramachute fly's well now u know and theres nothing else to know . so just jump already TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072

dont be such a wimp just jump and make sure theres people there yo see it that way maybe u can get laid for once in your life TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072

thta does not sound like much fun to me Tom I mean this way we get educated and amuzed in the same place its like seaseme street learning made fun TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072

clean hooker have no experiance i would never wast my time with then i like a girl that knows here way around the shop TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072

FYI swoper 120 and i meet 12 years ago at his fathers DZ he tought me to skydive and we clicked right away he is and always be my best friend and there have been many times when i ws to scared to flick and he said fuck it then stands at the bottom and yells up come on u fucking pussy. and then of corse i jump. although i did flick first last night and today while your pretending to be a base jumper we will be flicking in between loads at the dz because there an " A" only 10 minutes away sucker TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072

sweet now we can shoot rangers and or hold them at gun piont while we sodamize them and force them to give us oral then steal there suits and flick in them God dam I love guns Long live the KKK TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072

yes in deed Brain u should start a thread about knitting quilts. TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072

No shit your a fucking God no that sounds like a party please tell me there was a elevator all the coke and whores can really take there toll on u after a while unless u use the midgets to carry u up like sherpas TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072

day blazing is wrong u guy's should be asamed of your selfs un less yopur bdoing back to backs and packing at the base of the object TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072

dude drive around and use your eyes . me i just hack into the NSAS main framand find antennas that why but then agian im a fucking evil ninja genus TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072

my piont is if u cant do the following u should not be base jumping land any base canopy any where pack for your self hook up your gear by your self 1 got a mojo 190 in the mail with a rig threw it in the car and while i drove a stick no less i hooked it up climded the object threw the main over the edge aka roll over so i could inspect the canopy and do a good line check at the same time . and jumped it so with in 2 hours of receiveing the rig i was flying the fucker. its a canopy it has to strings to stear it and it does not get any easier than that good luck and soft landing bro TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072

base rigger dont wast your breath this guy needs help from a srink not a base jumper u test jump base gear off objects not planes this sport is supposed to be scary it not skydiveing skydiveing is for pussy's so if you want to be a pussy dont base jump u give the rest of us abad name. TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072

Im 15 years old and have 290 base jumps. I have Know idea how may girls ive slept with wait i mean banged TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072

u can find me on asshole fuckmouth drugaddict sexcrazed lunatic dot com but then the fbi will screan u all the time TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072

a cop im a fucking ninja a secret ninja with magic lepricon powers TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072

u BASE jumpers shpuld be regulating your selves with massaive dosages of ketamine and zanex so u stop doing all that stupid shit u make resposible regulated guys like me look bad i have an image in the local neighborhood i live in to keep up i dont want them to think im a morron like u idiots TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072

dude try not to be such a putz just tell them your a jehad Baklav derka DERKA STAN AND u will bve fine oh yah and dont forget to take your kryptonight so u can word off eveil power monkeys that like to poop in there pants with the fun ky junky that is my friend TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072

No shriiger u just said a mouth fit base so the thing is is she is a girl and i am a boy so free is the correct wword but she is not with me so i cant help pouy the situation TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072

dude thats so yesterday not even woth the time to look that shit up by the way did u get the cat i sent u in the mail i starved it for 5 days then shipped it ups ground hopeing it would be dead by yhe time it got there so is it is it dead ir did survive it was black like a ninja TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072

next time i get busted im gonna pack in the police car hand cuffed that would really piss the pigs off TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072

just clamp your risers to gether than u can fold lines over and over as long as there even and touaght theres no problem TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072

1hook up with all the hot chicks on the DZ 2 turn everyone on the dz in to drug addicts 3 get rich selling them drugs 4 luagh at them when there begging me for drugs and 5 humiliate them after all is said by telling them how bad they suck at skydiving TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072