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  • Main Canopy Size
    97
  • Main Canopy Other
    Mojo 190/Stiletto
  • Reserve Canopy Size
    113
  • Reserve Canopy Other
    mogo240

Jump Profile

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    ranch
  • License
    D
  • License Number
    20134
  • Licensing Organization
    USPA
  • Number of Jumps
    6272
  • Years in Sport
    10
  • First Choice Discipline
    Formation Skydiving
  • First Choice Discipline Jump Total
    6272
  • Second Choice Discipline
    BASE Jumping
  • Second Choice Discipline Jump Total
    264

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    Coach
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    Coach
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    Coach
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    Yes
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    Yes
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    Rigger Examiner
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    Rigger Examiner
  1. enogh of that cra[p telll them ho cool i am folr tagging mu own sites TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  2. enough about the hooker all u guys care about is sex and drugs lets talk about the jumps the first object was a building 380 feet i told the guys it was just over 400 because i knew they were pussy's Tom went first Hand held like a little bitch but he did insit on going first mad props for that then this other guy goes I cant say who becuase he works for the secret service he goes stowed onhis first building and he only has 15 jumps but hes got almost 50 skydives so the guy pitchs and he almost towes into the fucking subway line I was so sure he was going in I said to the guy next to me dude he going in and i had time to say the shit to at the last second his pins poped after wards he agreed withme and said he would change his loops like i told him to do 2 months ago klids never listen why i dont knkow u would think they would take the advise of a master ninja like me the second object of the night was a space ship now just think all u fucking idiot think of a movie that had will smith and 2 guys in Black that was the object its 209 feet tall and the climb up is the fuckking coolest thing ever pitch dark and no stair u have to walk on the rusty stringers and some of the railings are cut The place was locked up tight lucky for me I brought my Harlem lock picks AKA bolt cutters yah thats right bolt cutteres oh yah and u can ask the new guys i showed them where I TAGED both objects the idiots didnot beleave till i showed them Ps u can all suck my balls TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  3. I cant wait to call u at 4am asking for crack TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  4. u have no place talking about hooking up with guys TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  5. I hope u like chicks with dicks TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  6. no worries bro but that hot little piece of ass u had was an escort that ows me 1400 bucks for blow so I told her that her cute little ass could work some of it off by pretending to like u and sleep with u. but for the record she actually did like u the funny thing was Tom was telling me how good she was Dah of corse she good shes a pro TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  7. Hey Goldsmith, Maybe you should spend time learning from your local Seattle crew, instead of rolling over low cliffs above grade 5 white water with no input or involvement of the experienced jumpers in your local. I mean you have Gabe, Batman, Tom D, Doug, Brice, Tommy H, etc... all of who now their shit, and yet you choose to go off with your yahoo sketchy wigsuit friend and do stupid f-ing shit. Why the hell did you start BASE jumping in the first place? Was to get laid? Was it because you are suicidal? Maybe it was to make the sport look bad? Keep in mind your irresponsible behavior reflects badly on your local crew and the BASE world as a whole. You learned from one of the wisest BASE instructors around. What would he think of your actions, and your choice to not continue your education with a mentor? edit to remove personal attacks ~TA TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  8. they banned me from the chess forums but i just had an idea im going to stsrt going to sex ahualics meating to pick up chicks by the way u can all suck my dirty balls TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  9. Matt the thread was supossed to be about the vast majority of the peiople writing here are fucking idiots. and by no means do i mean u. basicly I was bored and agrivated with the lack of interesting threads here. I think i just need more intertianment out of this site. TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  10. ok then its on we need a dead pool in NYC we call it bounch bingo we can place bets on who will go in next it sends a message to the guy and if he goes in u win a shit load of money my rigger won 2500 bucks a few year back ill explian how the whole thing works later and just for the record I pick MYSELF haha u fuckers wont take me alive TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  11. wow maybe tom is an asshole i cant beleave that prik didn't make u breakfast. it's the most important meal of the day TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  12. your right i went trough 3 graphic designers before one came up with a color sceam i liked I think the rig ended up costing me like 35'000 bucks but it is so hot by the way im so NINJA that ninjas know call them selfs maggots TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  13. i think that miles did not jump at all he has a clone jumping for him a clone that rides a unicorn TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  14. I was just wondering how many idiots out there are base jumping but now nothing about ther canopies or anything related to this sport like say how to land or fly your tarp because the more I read the crap here the more I say to my self. I'm willing to bet we hit at least 15 fatalites next year. I mean are all u people really this dumb I mean like the stonger gear crap with of corse the exception of a few AND U GUY NEED TO STOP PICKING ON TOM A the guy knows his shit and other than baning idiots from the drok zone theres nothin to complian about he actually contributes in a positve way to our sport which is more than i can say for me and most of u TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  15. I had a cliff strike when use ing your neo I think it was your fault. Oh yah and I got a parking tiket the other day I think that was your fault as well Kevin by the way u ow me 45 bucks for the tiket TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072