raftman

The correct body count is 4 presidents felled with guns so far: Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, Kennedy.

I'm thinking there are more inconsistencies with Theism.

It's the ones you can't hear that you should be worried about!

Go low, just unzip your jumpsuit. You'll pop back up.

It's just a Game of Thrones PR stunt!

Just got mine back, almost 5 weeks door to door.

I'm going cause it's practically right in my back yard.

Don't do it, IT'S A TRAP!! JK Welcome back

I heard Lorena Bobbitt was involved in a wreck on the freeway. Some dick cut her off!

Came out of nowhere? Bullshit! If he had been looking around under canopy, in stead of tunnel vision at the LZ he would have seen him!! Look around and live people!

Since we are funding the museum, will USPA members get free admission when/if it is built?

Been done before. See Monty Python's Life of Brian.

They're great if you want to piss a lot & not be burdened down with a buzz.

Nick Lowe & His Cowboy Outfit: "You'll never get me up in one of those"

Oh hell, we all knew at some point it was going to happen.

A couple years ago in California a suspicious object was found outside a polling place. The police & bomb squad arrived & used a bomb robot to retrieve it. An old guy happened to pass by and recognized the object: an old 8 track tape!

A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of tequila and downs all 3 one after the other. The bartender asks "What's the occasion?" Man answers "First blowjob!" Bartender says "Congrats! The next ones on me." Man says "No thanks, if 3 don't get the taste out of my mouth, I doubt 4 will!"

Me getting in trouble: Well Johnny did it! Mum: So if Johnny jumped off a cliff, you'd jump off a cliff too? Me: Yeah, if the cliff was high enough and I had a parachute! Mum: SMACK!

I brought you into this world and I can take you out!

I Haven't done scuba in 20 years, am I still a scuba diver??

Just relaying my experience with the canopy. YMMV

I'm loading it at 1.6. Love the flare in any and all conditions.

Sabre 1 is a great canopy! I put over 2000 jumps on mine. There was only 1 time it smacked me hard enough to remember. It's all how you pack it. Then I put 1700 jumps on the Safire 1, another great canopy for openings. Jumping a Safire 2 now.

One of my favorite things to eat is a really good black bean veggie burger With bacon!

What's good to wear for winter jumps?? A wind tunnel!!