kelel01

What do I look like? Some 14 year old moron breaking into houses and smashing toilets?

I actually collect crack pipes. You should see the one I got in LA. It's a piece of art . . . and you can smoke crack out of it.

So shouldn't it be "El limo" (because limes look boyish)?

+1 I also move around too much to be pinned underneath someone.

Um, yeah . . . I'd definitely rather be a cripple than gay. Fuggin' weirdos. Edited for clarity.

Shane . . . kudos. That was hysterical.

That's not the one I was thinking of. It's good, though. Quite cut and dry.

And I JUST saw it on Anthony Bourdain, when he did a jump in LV. But I've done a couple of Google image searches based on my sketchy memory, and I can't find it.

That's because you're a doll. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.

1. They won't put out . . . or are puttin' out for someone else. 2. They're annoying. 3. They're worth a bunch. I think those are the big 3.

Say, "Sure, give me $60". There; problem solved.

I really don't get this issue with letting someone else pay for a reserve packjob. Maybe they'll just take that $$$ and apply it to the cost of a gun and put a cap in yo' ass.

What if it's not about money? What if the person in question is just really annoying?

If your S.O. is a rigger AND a member of the Manson family, I'd probably take it elsewhere. But what's your SO gonna do? Slip the rigger a fiver so he leaves a clamp on the reserve?

I don't kn . . . .

Man, the other night, at Hippie's house, I had this African Redbush Peach tea (organic) by Yogi. It's AWESOME. I looked for it in the store, and I couldn't find it, so I just ordered 3 boxes of it online. And now my cup's empty. HELP! Maybe I should join Teabags Anonymous or something.

Hey, sexy . . . you comin' to trivia tonight?

Congratulations!

Yep . . . those fuckin' fucks charged me $93 to send and reverse a payment that I never wanted reversed in the first place. NOW I'm really mad.

That looks warm.

I've been giving the FNG a hard time.

Yeah, but how do you account for the lavender? Seriously, what Wildfan said is true. However (and I had to learn this one the hard way), don't rush out and buy something you're not really happy with. New stuff comes along all the time.

If I were you, I'd just wait and keep looking. You can still use the lovely jumpsuits provided for you by your dropzone, I'd assume. But if you decide to buy it, the laughter can only go on for so long before people get bored.

Yes.