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I always let them go ALL THE WAY through their spiel (I mean, I'm at work and getting paid for it, so why the hell not), and THEN I tell them I'm not interested. I derive a great amount of entertainment from that.

Happy (belated) birthday, Gia!

I'm on it. Buying a canopy and having my rig repacked as we speak.

I have straight barbells through mine, horizontally. Once upon a time, I had vertical barbells as well. But they were a lot more fun to get done than they were to have, so I took them out.

It did change. You have to hit F5 or refresh to be able to see it. Of course, I see that you've changed it back now.

Yeah. Believe me, it's a once-in-a-lifetime event. Slappie has just found the holy grail of misspellings.

No, no. That's not what I meant. "Hereos" just sounds funny. Sounds like Cheerios.

I'm so making some Hereos Cheerios and Hereos Oreos. And no, I've never seen the fucking show.

Thank God. I've been looking at that pic for a year now, trying to see it as a woman. I just thought, "How unfortunate."

Man, that kicks ass. You Long Islanders sure know how to kill an afternoon.

That's the reflection of her sequined handbag.

Same error here. I just went ahead and posted a new ad in the meantime.

Humps:Jumps:Cases of Beer Owed

0:1:1 1 recurrency jump in honor of a friend. Beer owed for first time jumping at the Farm.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that would be why you weren't informed.

I'm ok with being on the list, but I don't like the reason.

Happy birthday! I think you remain one of my 2 international drunk dials!

I would, but I opted to go out of town instead. Might see you sometime soon, though.

Well if it comes down to that, I'm all over it. Otherwise, I'm feeling a bit like avoiding bull shit right now.

Ummmm . . . where's the option for "Avoiding drama like the plague"?

I think I'm destined for early senility.

Suck it, young won.

Nah, you're write.

Fuck ewe.

Waaaaaaaaaaaait a minute . . . you mean someone's controlling me and I don't know it? Holy shit! What are these strings coming out of my hands and feet?! And whose hand is up my ass moving my mouth?! (Psssst. I wasn't ragging on you. I'm trying to figure out what Boinky was talking about. I ragged on you yesterday. )