kelel01

Ok, so I got this add request from a woman on MySpace, and it's for some sort of fucking pyramid scheme. Should I add her, then post a comment on her page telling her to fuck off? Or should I take the moral high road and just deny her? I'm feeling a bit like pissing someone off today.

The one sipping on the straw is me. Trust me, she's a bitch. And the other girl is much hotter and not a bitch at all. BTW, I'm just teasing you, because it's fun.

Dude, we get it. You're a guy. A guy with lots of testosterone, and you like pussy all the time. You're down with nekkid hoes and gettin' your rocks off. It's cool.

Damn, it's been way too long since I've been to the Pink Pony. I forgot all about her.

I'm just celebrating, because with any luck, this'll be the last (and only 2nd) time I qualify. I'm WAY too disorganized to be responsible for this crap.

Listen, SimplyputS.I., I'm 'onna come to where you are and kick yo' ass. This is the most special of all special days, and I shan't let you rain on my parade.

Woohoo! Somebody buy me a present!

Well, I didn't mean "start" at a smaller DZ. I'm assuming he has some jumps. I just meant for him to start his travel jumping somewhere that's perhaps less intimidating - small plane (or even just one plane) for less traffic, etc.

Is she hot?

I do. Actually, no. I saw a 24 oz. can the other day. I just stick to the 16 ouncers.

"We" are cranky, because "we" ran out of Monster.

Heh . . . I know the feeling.

Ho-ly shit. Hmmm, I don't know. Do you still drive a Big Wheel?

You certainly don't have to be. Take your time and do some travel-jumping when you're ready.

I wasn't going anywhere with it. My comment about Eloy having a fleet of aircraft was kinda the end of it. Deland also having a fleet of aircraft is irrelevant to the conversation at hand.

Man, I thought this was some "brag about how I actually landed on the LZ once, as opposed to landing off" thread.

And the Navy has a fleet of ships. What's your point? Wanna show that you know the meaning of the word fleet?

Or perhaps it's the FLEET of aircraft.

Bitch, you ain't even responded to the e-mail! See if we have a seat for you!

Wow, what a speeping generalization to make about deaf people. They're just people who can't hear.

That's awesome, Jaye! I'm so happy for you!

Then at least spell it right. It's "Absolut".

You do know Billy's deaf, right?

Um, hi . . . you're in America. We speak American. If you don't like it, you can leave. And I'll go with you.

Aw, I actually feel really sad for the football player. He must've felt so guilty about mowing that kid over, even though it totally wasn't his fault.