kelel01

Damn you to all kinds of hell. Now I've got the f#$%in' Facts of Life theme song in my head. Season 1 Version There's a place you've got to go for learning all you want to know about the facts of life the facts of life. When books are what you're there about and looks are what you care about the time is right, to learn the facts of life. When the world never seems to be living up to your dreams it's time you started finding out what everything is all about When the boys you used to hate you date, I guess you best investigate the facts of life you gotta get'em right the facts of life, the facts of life, the facts of life Seasons 2-9 You take the good you take the bad you take them both and there you have the facts of life the facts of life There's a time you've got to go and show your grow'n and now you know the facts of life the facts of life When the world never seems to be living up to your dreams and suddenly you're finding out the facts of life are all about you It takes a lot to get them right when you learning the facts of life learning the facts of life, learning the facts of life

I spell it "Heroes". But I also don't know the difference between "since" and "sense". But it definitely ain't "hereos" or "hiros". The only other option is "Heros", which I kinda like. I need a Monster.

When you truly forget which word from a pair of homonyms (or homonym-ish, as in my example) you mean to use. I just looked at something I posted, and I thought, "Since or sense?" . . . and I thought it about 6 times before I settled on one. And I'm still not sure it was right. And I've noticed some of you old farts using "are" when you meant "our".

Ok, since someone reminded me, I came back to look at this. And still . . . WHAT??? You mean "Hiros"?

I agree with everything you said; except, of course, where you slighted the love of my life. Rachael Ray makes me wanna punch something with her manufactured hand movements. They're SO not natural.

Yeah, I love Alton Brown, too! I also have a ma-HA-jor crush on Bobby Flay, although I couldn't tell you why.

Well, I was mostly kidding. But consider this: you rarely have to mail letters nowadays. The only mail you get is crap. Even bills are paid online. And I don't see how a "forever" stamp would work on a package.

Because they know the postal service will be obsolete in 5 years or so.

I think I'll e-mail them instead. And I might steal your line about donating CD's to double their collection of 5.

DING DING DING!

Mmmmmm . . . menstrual flakes, now with a little piss.

Yeah, they're about 15 years late for overplaying it. That's what 94Q did when I was in 6th grade. I just find the whole thing odd.

Damn, who pissed in your turtle flakes?

I would definitely kill my doppelganger. Wouldn't even take a week. And I would definitely get away with it, because I'd just change my clothes more often and be Kelly 1 and Kelly 2.

Seriously? This station in Atlanta that was once cool has now taken to looping a playlist of about 5 songs, one of which is "November Rain", by GNR. The other 4 songs of the set usually consist of "Animals" by Nickelback, "The Pot" by Tool, a Pink Floyd song (one of 3), and a Rage song. Now don't get me wrong, I love Pink Floyd and Rage, but seriously, what the hell has happened to this station? It's gotten to where my co-workers and I can predict what the next song will be. Oh, and can anyone in Atlanta name the station I'm referring to?

I SO recognize that guy in your avatar. Isn't he from some cheesy YouTube music video or something?

I really should be nicer to you.

Yeah, but this one wasn't bizarre. It was legit, or it at least was REALLY well done. Most scammers are absolute idiots, but this was just very matter-of-fact about her trying to recruit people to her "business". I denied her, but I really just wanted to make her cry.

ZING! Gonzalesna - 1 The Shim - 0

Grilled chicken salad and mini cucumbers with hummus. Yum-my!

She's had short guys. They don't measure up.

Whoa. Who's paying me?

Fine. I denied her. Party poopers.

Her name is Kristin, and she's too tall for you. And no, denials do not send notifications. And seeing as how I'd like to tell her to fuck off, I don't think her getting a denial notice would be a bad thing. It'd be a plus, if anything.