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How can you not like the Olympics? That logo, on the other hand . . . YUCK.

Happy birthday, Nina!

Congrats, you two!

Took some time to celebrate?

Am I the only one who things of smoking paraphernalia when I hear "The Bubbler"?

Lo-Carb Monster Energy drink.

If I Google it, can I still earn spanks?

Lookie! It's my favoritest poster ever! So, did YOU jump from a 747?

"I got it. I know this one. It's right up here. I got it!" "Five!"

Serious as a clown's heart attack . . . or cannibal clowns. Or clowns on cannibis.

Go back and read some of Funks' other posts. Well, read 'em if you can find'em. Most of them are in the Recycle Bin.

Wow. I'm glad you kind of explained that a little further. I read it like you were going to quit using DRUGS or something for the next 24 hours. I had many, many thoughts following that, like "Why?", and "Man, that was so casually mentioned in a thread about punctuation." Now, had it been written, "I'm going to quit using ' . . . ' for the next 24 hours", I would've gotten it.

Why are you arguing with me? I agree with you! Krelly confrused.

Ah, you know, to make it clear that I'm asking a question without breaking grammar rules, I'd do it like this: "What is a PLF?" "Tell me about a PLF?" reads completely wrong in my head. The tone of it goes up at the end, which sounds weird. Agreed? Edit: this is not actually directed at Bigun, b/c I know he gets it.

Jesus. I don't think many skydivers would survive your criteria. "Here. Watch this shitty movie from start to finish." So I guess "the end of May" didn't go very well?

Squishy.

Actually, an ellipse is kind of an egg shape. An ellipsis is punctuation used to replace omitted words. Man, am I ever out of practice at actual writing. I feel like I'm half moron right now.

Hey, when the grammar police come to town, sometimes the GBI has to come in and fix shit.

Fine, I'll play. An ellipsis is supposed to have SPACES between the three periods. And when people DON'T put spaces, it drives me NUTS.

Hmmm . . . so where'd she get her greencard?

Wow. I must be tired, because I SO did not see that coming . . . and I usually know within .4 seconds if I said something that could be interpreted perversely.

We only have one customer right now, and the real sales guy is handling it. And I'm done with my office managerial duties as well. I can do those blindfolded with both hands tied behind my back.

I work at a car dealership, and I'm working in sales today. It's stressful and outside of my comfort zone (I'm usually the office manager), but it's fun!

Yes, TODAY! The Saturday of Memorial Day weekend!