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  1. testpilot

    I hate banks!

    ag shame! Im getting a fat bonus next month because of that headline earnings and I'll be spending it on jumps.
  2. 0, I love my job. Dave D830 http://www.skydiving.co.za
  3. We need a Manifest vending machine that we can access on-line. Humans just don’t do well as manifest officers. Dave D830 http://www.skydiving.co.za
  4. 1. Whats your name? Dave 2. How old are you? 36 3. Why did you decide to start jumping out of airplanes? It was next. 4. Are you single or taken? Married? Divorced 5. Do you have kids? No 6. What do you drive? LandRover 7. Have you ever done a kisspass? What is kisspass? 8. Where do you live? Johannesburg, South Africa 9. Do you have any pets? Yes 10. How many jumps do you have? 263 11. What color eyes do you have? Blue 12. What is your nationality? South African 13. Have you ever dated someone you met off the internet? Yes 14. Favorite Movie? The Abyss 15. What do you do when you arent skydiving? IT nerd 16. Have you ever BASE jumped? No 17. If not... do you want to? Yes 18. Do you have siblings? 2 brothers and 1 sister 19. Where do you want to travel to the most? The moon 20. What's your favorite color? Blue 21. Where was the last place you flew to ( not skydiving )? Durban Dave D830 http://www.skydiving.co.za
  5. Excellent! I thought that statistics showed that skydivers between 250 and 1200 jumps were most prone to DGIT syndrome, it’s good to hear that I’ll know it all in the next 50 odd jumps. Dave D830 http://www.skydiving.co.za
  6. Thanks Dave D830 http://www.skydiving.co.za
  7. I have put a junior 4 way team together for Nationals. I am looking for the 4 way Randoms with each skydiver marked so that I know who is supposed to fly what slot. If any one can help. Dave D830 http://www.skydiving.co.za
  8. I havent had my last skydive yet. Dave D830 http://www.skydiving.co.za
  9. testpilot

    Bad dream

    Tell you what you should do next time you wake from a malfunction dream without hesitation, Arch, Look, Handles, Right, Left, Arch, it will be good practice. Dave D830 http://www.skydiving.co.za
  10. There has got to be an open area between the trees and the pond. Dave D830 http://www.skydiving.co.za
  11. None of us can answer when you can jump it, you need to speak to an instructor that knows your level of experience. Dave D830 http://www.skydiving.co.za
  12. My first canopy was and still is a Heatwave 170. I jumped it from about 60 jumps and load it to around 1.2, I have about 100 jumps on it now. An elliptical canopy will teach a newbie quite a lot about canopy control most jumpers only start learning after 200 jumps. The first is flat turns, the elliptical seems very touchy those first few jumps and flat turns become a survival skill. The second is straight landings, you won’t want to have to turn under 50ft for the first 20 landings, and I must add that ellipticals have softer landings. No matter how the skydive went, pull time is fun time. Just remember there is only one word you need to learn in skydiving …… Respect And remember to speak to an instructor that knows your level of experience under a wing. Dave D830 http://www.skydiving.co.za
  13. Yes please. Dave D830 http://www.skydiving.co.za
  14. ROFLMAO, boogie became booger. Lets see where that goes. Dave D830 http://www.skydiving.co.za
  15. Booger Dave D830 http://www.skydiving.co.za
  16. No. I need to take a pill to feel bad. Dave D830 http://www.skydiving.co.za
  17. 13h35 here, two more hours and I'm off to the dz. Dave D830 http://www.skydiving.co.za
  18. Seeing as I’m packed and ready to go jump at 3 this afternoon and the plane wont be there I’ll just have to drink my sorrows away. I hope Barry’s got Southern Comfort.
  19. Sounds like fun, have you and the bf decided to open a dz there yet.
  20. Welcome to the constant craving.
  21. testpilot

    ru 21?

    We’ve also had acid for a while here. We can’t order it over the internet yet. It only has one side effect that it has is that you take it for granted that people know what you are talking about and received your telepathic message. Dave D830 http://www.skydiving.co.za