mikemc

Jeeeesus.......i would hate to run over your cat you would probably hunt me down and kill me. Please try and forget, some things in life are best left alone.

she only takes 5 minutes to blow up, and doesnt want cuddles afterwards.

so your an aggressive, but thoughtful drunk. Not a bad combination!!!

oh i c! is that so you could sit in front of the tv and get stuff from the fridge?

Yes you are bad person. Go to bed!!!

are you still up!!! god damn go to bed! Mocha - invisibility definitely, but not telekewhatsit I dont want to hear whats going on in others peoples minds there is enough clutter in mine. so maybe the ability to fly, unaided of course!

Whats the scores on the doors?

I did one.....then a year later did an AFF course! only took me that cos i broke bones in foot from a motorcycle accident. doh!

You seem to have accepted it well and that will help you on your road to recovery. Too many people dwell on the bad stuff in life. Best of luck. Mike.

Midnight Big or small boobs?

some of those girls have talent!!!

I have sold things like that in the past, I would go to a local dealer, second hand car dealer or scrap yard works best. They may haggle but you get rid and get the cash straight away!

nooooooooooo

spiders crawling in my mouth in the middle of night. edited to add whilst i am asleep!

all you bad ass skydiving mo fos. Have a safe and fun weekend I am off now!

maybe - because work is slack at the mo, so i can juggle things easily and actually look as though i am busy, but really I am whoring!!!

i will join ya!!

I think it boils down to quality of life and what you are happy with. If you want to drive fast cars and own a big house then skydive at weekends. If you want to be free from responsibility and dont want material possesions then skydive all week long.

I have found something to be really proud of!!! 11/25/1977 - David Steed balanced stationary on a bike for 9 hrs 15 mins. Wow. how can anybody top that!

if its worth remembering then I wont generally forget! Like the time i was caught in a field with velcro gloves chasing shee......erm!!

I get it being a manc! Dont know why your positng it though being a scou....erm liverpudlian!!

I think if you book a one time static line you get provisional membership and should you wish to continue through the wraps course you have to pay for the upgrade. AFF - i think you will have to pay for a full membership, sometimes they include it in the cost of your course depends on the DZ.

My mum got stitches.

i dont disagree with that. sounds like fighting talk to me! The minger 9 has a rep of being a posers bike here, people with big kajulees ride blades if they want a 900 and power. To the harley fans, fine you if like that sort of thing. Sitting in traffic and cornering at 10mph defeats the object of riding a motorcycle for me. I suppose if you have hundreds of miles of quiet open roads then they work, but the winding country roads of the UK are built for the sports machines of this world.

I am guessing....you blew your nose and farted alot! am i close?