Nutz

So I was wanting to go to New Orleans next week on vacation. I have been calling around and either they have no rooms available or they do not allow smoking. I'm fed up, guess I am going fishing on the Tennessee River for my vacation. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

I used to work with a guy that ate apples whole, core and all. He ate watermelon seeds and all. Half a watermelon was a serving size to him. Hmmmmm. Besides, if you are nice to him I bet you can get Peanut out of his shell. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

They skydive at STF??? WTF? When did this happen? I was under the impression that nothing ever happened at The Farm and nothing ever will. Maybe it is just when I am there. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

I don't trust anybody. I guess that means something is wrong with me. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

I knew someone that got whacked by an eighteen wheeler - but it was his fault. I hope you get better and I hope that you take this the best way possible - you think anyone cares that you were gone? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

We always called South Alabama "LA". (As in "Lower Alabama".) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

Nothing EVER happens at The Farm, cheez. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

Oh no! Now CNN is going to suck! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

Could be just about anywhere. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

Actually all it does is generate revenue for the state. They lowered the speed limit and put many more state troopers on the interstate writing a lot more tickets. Doesn't really solve anything but gets the state a bunch of money. F'ing govt! Wait - I work for the government. Thank goodness the gov't was here to save us!

Snowbirds like to skydive? I have been to Yuma and I could not imagine jumping when it is 120 in the shade. I remember in the summer it used to cool off to 95 at night. But its a dry heat. One time it rained a half inch, there was a flash flood and people were wrecking their cars eveywhere and driving into flooded washes, what a mess. Then there are the rattlesnakes and scorpions and watch out for that saguaro! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

I would not put much stock in something someone says here. I can't tell you how many people I have seen on here saying they would never jump through clouds or whatever and then on Saturday guess what they are doing. What is more important is how their attitude is ie how you are treated by them and how they treat others. That will tell you everything you need to know. (Some of us are slow learners. ) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

I think it might be 25 miles. Isn't that what he just said? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

"Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

Seriously - you did not just type that. Not gonna do it! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

When Peanut knocked my big toenail off by ramming my fireworks launcher into it, I saved it and gave it to him on his birthday.

I'm with Billy, wait, aren't you not supposed to say "IBTL" anymore? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

Well, how was I to know he wasn't being serious? There were no icons to give it away Common sense? And it is "emoticons", cheez. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

They got Skyride in Turkey??????! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

Looks like thistles to me. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

You know, no matter how long I leave that thing laying on the floor it never packs itself. Edit: And if some dog came by and peed on it- "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

What about landing on it? Think it has a hatch on top? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

No people never jump in NY. Having fun is illegal there, or is it Spain? I can't remember but noone is jumping in NY - ever. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

Maybe the one friend already told the other friend and they left you out of the loop? I would give the infected friend a chance to tell the other friend before I told them - make sure you give them a time limit. Does any of this make sense? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhcOWmjSBlg "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"