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I expect Ron to chime in here shortly.

That is a charge? What a joke. LOL. Sounds like one of those thing left over from the Old West. No politician is going to hang his career on overturning it but it seems like the the Justice branch should eliminate it. There are still plenty of weird obscure laws on the books that are largely forgotten or just not enforced anymore.

You could check with Skydive Temple and Skydive San Marcos. Both are a reasonable drive from Austin. Spaceland is a major DZ, its pretty busy. All in all, you've got plenty of choices.

Hope you all have a great boogie there. I'm just not sure it's a good idea for Americans at this point in time, given the political animosity between our governments.

Respect will be given when it is earned. Fuck that hag.

Taking over for Amazon I see. There will only ever be one Amazon. She's the only one who uses the terms "Goat Fuck Stupid" or "chickenhawks". BillVon is a lot more civilized.

Please, Colorado Supreme Court, slap her in the face and kick her dumb ass out.

Lots of fun ways to execute them... Anti Aircraft fire, attack by a pack of dogs, send them AND their entire families to hard labor camps, etc...

IIRC, Mr. Douglas is still sitting on the tarmac at the Tullahoma TN airport after blowing an engine over a decade ago. It's been a while since I heard any news, but as far as I know, that's the last known location. ETA: Looks like it's still there. https://www.google.com/maps/@35.3788535,-86.2409618,94m/data=!3m1!1e3

Waiting for Trump's tweet deriding this ranking.

11, according to this: http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/latest-korean-ambassador-decries-malaysia-expulsion-45934560 All embassy personnel I believe. That's a new tactic I haven't seen before, I don't think. Usually you expel them. They're basically being held hostage.

Ah... the Pink Flamingo Porter... I've actually done the bomb bay door jumps when it was at Gold Coast Skydivers in Moss Point, MS. Good times. "Jesus Jessie! Don't you think maybe you better go get him?!?" "MMM, lemme put my goggles on first"

You'll get the hang of it eventually. It takes practice. Ask some experienced jumpers for tips on what worked for them. Preferably your S&TA or instructors first.

Lance lied his ass off. I know here's this weird idea floating around that he only ever said "I never tested positive" but it's not true. He categorically stated many times that he never took performance enhancing drugs. I don't think he did specifically... What was done was blood doping... withdrawing blood and refrigerating it, and then transfusing it back in or something? I could be wrong. I quit watching the Tour De France after that debacle.

There is a D-squared user on here but her name's Deedy, so probably somebody different...

IIRC, he'll be 79 in 4 years. I don't think he'll run again.

Now it looks like Kim Jong Un isn't happy... http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/msn/north-korea-executes-officials-as-malaysia-probe-continues/ar-AAnunIL

They thought it would be unassuming enough. Nobody would think he would be in one, they thought. Well they thought WRONG. CRASH!

Or maybe Clint himself can reprise his earlier roast of whoever it was... and target it at Trump's empty chair.

I find this story very hard to believe. If it truly was VX, it would be very hard to believe nobody else died or got very sick. North Korea will of course tell you the whole story is bullshit. But that's what the autopsy showed, and it was clear why North Korea sent a couple men from their embassy to try talk them out of doing the autopsy. It was a very small dose of VX, and the women were instructed to wash their hands immediately after the attack. I'm guessing the woman who did get sick didn't do so quickly enough. Fuck North Korea. I hope Kim Jong Un dies of a heart attack soon, and judging by the way he eats, drinks and smokes, it shouldn't take long.

That's Kim Jong Un's half brother. A self styled critic of the family dynasty that has ruled North Korea. Has lived under protection mostly in China. He was attacked from behind by a couple of women apparently each holding one component of the poison, that by themselves are harmless, but mixed together becomes the killer poison it is. That would explain why the second woman who touch Nam experienced severe vomiting after the attack. So... we already know North Korea has a chemical weapons stockpile and isn't afraid to use it. http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/in-kim-jong-nam%e2%80%99s-death-north-korea-lets-loose-a-weapon-of-mass-destruction/ar-AAnk2V7?li=BBnb7Kz

Probably because Skydive The Farm regulars made most of the posts. Most of them don't use DZ.com anymore.

Meh, if it keeps raining like it has lately in California, it'll eventually become part of the Pacific Ocean. Chances are greater of a 9.0 earthquake sinking California into the ocean than there are of the state seceding.

Not exactly election humor but... I thought it was a hilarious tweet... That's the entire McMahon clan of WWE fame posing with Trump in the oval office. Linda McMahon was recently sworn in as head of the Small Business Administration

Yeah, though that guy was adopted by the Sanduskys, not their flesh and blood. I'm not sure that would have made a difference anyway.