religious joke of the day

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couple of jokes told (re-told) by ricky gervais:

the setup joke:
On December 25th 1943, a German Commander walks into one of the barracks in Auschwitz and says, "I am full of the Christmas joys, and have decided to let you all go free!" As people start to line up to leave a guy in the back says, "hey wait, we don't celebrate Christmas"

the kicker:
A Holocaust survivor dies and goes to Heaven. Upon meeting god, the survivor tells god a Holocaust joke. Afterwards god says "That's not funny." The survivor responds, "Well, I guess you had to be there..."

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