0
SethInMI

religious joke of the day

Recommended Posts

BIGUN

For the love of God

SC has degenerated so much that even the same (and possibly last) ten active people on here cannot take even exchange jokes without trying to shred the skin off of each other. :S

We used to talk WITH each other - Not AT each other.

Course we used to see each other at boogies. Sit around the bonfire and discuss things. Now we just launch insults and petty attacks from hundreds or thousands of miles away.

Would the last one to leave SC; please turn out the lights.



Apparently polarization is a natural outcome, even when everybody acts in good faith.

https://www.acsh.org/news/2018/11/28/polarization-society-even-scientists-become-tribal-13628

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
SkyDekker

***For the love of God

SC has degenerated so much that even the same (and possibly last) ten active people on here cannot take even exchange jokes without trying to shred the skin off of each other. :S

We used to talk WITH each other - Not AT each other.

Course we used to see each other at boogies. Sit around the bonfire and discuss things. Now we just launch insults and petty attacks from hundreds or thousands of miles away.

Would the last one to leave SC; please turn out the lights.



Apparently polarization is a natural outcome, even when everybody acts in good faith.

https://www.acsh.org/news/2018/11/28/polarization-society-even-scientists-become-tribal-13628

And, I agree that it may be a natural outcome, but shouldn't we be able to identify it and not act on it; once it's brought to our attention?
Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
At a man's funeral, the priest offers the compliments:
"The deceased was a good husband, excellent Christian, and an exemplary father!"
The widow turns to one of her children and whispers in her ear:
"Go up there and see who is inside the coffin...."

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Teacher asks the class, “Where is Jesus today?”
Steven raised his hand and says, “He’s in heaven.”
Mary answers, “He’s in my heart.”
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurts out, “I know! I know! He’s in our bathroom…’cause every morning
Daddy bangs on the door shouting ” Jesus Christ, are you still in there?”
  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Niki1

You maybe should talk to Ron. I don't agree with most of what he says but he expresses himself clearly and intelligently without the foul language.



Yes, Ron is an inspiration to us all. . .

Personally, I have no problem with using foul language as an emphasis since I'm a walking and talking adult human being.

But If I were to call you a "fucking asshole," then ya, that might be a problem. . .

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
GeorgiaDon

When he died he left $1.2 million dollars[/url] to the geology department to support grad students, and a significant part of that endowment was funded by picking up empty bottles.



Ya right, what's your definition of a "significant" part of $1.2 million dollars?:D

GeorgiaDon

Given a choice between Dr. Danner's "rambling" and your pretentious bullshit, I know who I prefer to support.



Ya, well that choice wasn't given.:S

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
motionscribe

***You maybe should talk to Ron. I don't agree with most of what he says but he expresses himself clearly and intelligently without the foul language.



Yes, Ron is an inspiration to us all. . .

Personally, I have no problem with using foul language as an emphasis since I'm a walking and talking adult human being.

But If I were to call you a "fucking asshole," then ya, that might be a problem. . . ;);)


I'm from the South and down here we say, "Well, bless your heart."
Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done.
Louis D Brandeis

Where are we going and why are we in this basket?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
>I'm from the South and down here we say, "Well, bless your heart."

"Bless your heart" can also be used to forgive any attack in the first part of the sentence.

"Well, isn't she just a little whore, bless her heart."
"That fat blob went low AGAIN. Bless his heart."

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
billvon

>I'm from the South and down here we say, "Well, bless your heart."

"Bless your heart" can also be used to forgive any attack in the first part of the sentence.

"Well, isn't she just a little whore, bless her heart."
"That fat blob went low AGAIN. Bless his heart."



So are you saying we can engage in personal attacks, as long as we add "bless his heart" at the end?:)
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
billvon

>I'm from the South and down here we say, "Well, bless your heart."

"Bless your heart" can also be used to forgive any attack in the first part of the sentence.

"Well, isn't she just a little whore, bless her heart."
"That fat blob went low AGAIN. Bless his heart."




You must be from the South also. ;)

And I didn't go low. You guys floated. But bless your heart anyway. :P
Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done.
Louis D Brandeis

Where are we going and why are we in this basket?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Three nuns die and go to heaven.
St. Peter says to them “These days you have to pass a test to get into heaven.”
Peter asks the first nun, “Who was the first man on earth?”
“Adam” answers the first nun, who is admitted to heaven.
“Who was the first woman on earth?” St. Peter asks the second nun.
“Eve” she answers correctly
St. Peter asks the third nun, “What were the first words Eve spoke to Adam?”
The third nun says “That’s a hard one!”
Bells ring, lights flash, people clap.
Right answer!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

0