Viking 0 #1 November 5, 2002 THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Specificity British Constitution Passive-aggressive disorder Loquacious Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Nope, no more drinks for me Thanks, but I don't want to have sex Sorry, but you're not really my type Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing LOLI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #2 November 5, 2002 How about..... Your right I really can't drive... I'm really too drunk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,122 #3 November 5, 2002 I don't think so -- I'd probably regret it in the morning Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 November 5, 2002 Quote Thanks, but I don't want to have sex I was having trouble with that one Saturday night. THANK GOD someone saved me. Thanks dude....I owe you a beer!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JDBoston 0 #5 November 5, 2002 He was willing to have sex with you, you mean? Couldn't resist. Joe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #6 November 5, 2002 QuoteHow about..... Your right I really can't drive... I'm really too drunk That is definatley hard for me to say. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #7 November 5, 2002 What about things you can't STOP saying: Like, for me, I can't stop saying "I love you" when I'm drunk. I hug everyone and tell them I love them when I'm plastered. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #8 November 5, 2002 so you coming to eloy? I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 November 5, 2002 Quote He was willing to have sex with you, you mean? Uuuuhh....nope....Thanks but I don't play for that team. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #10 November 5, 2002 One that was left out (my biggest issue when drinking): Why don't we discuss this while we're sober?There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fastmartin2002 0 #11 November 5, 2002 huh, no! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #12 November 5, 2002 I'm the same way. I hug and kiss on everyone. I LOVE everyone.. usually gets me into trouble though.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #13 November 5, 2002 I can't seem to say: "That seems like a bad idea..." at an appropriate moment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #14 November 5, 2002 When I get totally wasted (rarely), I tend to sit there, and laugh. Just giggle. Just chuckle. At nothing that anyone else can see, hear or comprehend. Everything is just funny as hell. Then I go home and fall asleep. Still giggling. Although, when I wake up in the morning, I'm not giggling, I've getting aspirin and water.... When I'm two or three drinks in, I usually believe that I am, in fact, interesting...so if you ever see me thinking I'm interesting, hand me another margarita or martini, and that'll stop - I'll just start giggling instead! Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #15 November 5, 2002 I'm not sure if I have any quotes that I say alot when I'm drunk, but I do giggle, smile and flirt more when I'm drinking. I do tend to say things that can be misconstrued or have double meanings (usually translated into something perverted, etc etc) when I'm "in the bottle." P.S. To Kris and Pablito, if you mention the goofiness from Saturday night, I'll smother each of you with your own canopy! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #16 November 5, 2002 MissKriss.... You do??????? HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keskeie 0 #17 November 6, 2002 As I like to say, 99% of anything you say (drunk or not) can be turned into something sexual by a skydiver! We were never feeling bored because we were never being boring. -Zelda Fitzgerald Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #18 November 6, 2002 No shit! I totally believe that now after spending an evening drinking with Pablo and Kris! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #19 November 6, 2002 you act like you weren't expecting it! I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billo 0 #20 November 6, 2002 THINGS THAT I HAVE NEVER SAID IN A SENTENCE, DRUNK OR SOBER: 1. Indubitably 2. Specificity 3. Loquacious 4. Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing HMMMM...1 and 3 don't pass the spell check...i was pretty worried about those two...maybe if i was a lawyer and and could fake bigger words! i can't say #2 now, but let me get some drinks in me and i'm sure i'll ace it in no time! And #4, i never hold back! MTV, here i come! b Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #21 November 6, 2002 How about " levelidity " It's a real skydiving word I swear... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billo 0 #22 November 6, 2002 LOL excellent...i will see how many times i can use it in sentences next weekend once the beer light comes on! (or till someone beats me upside the head!) "You see, [insert someone's name here], "levelidity" is a very complicated subject. Difficult to understand, and even harder to accomplish. If you're a natural, like me, "levelidity" will help you blah blah blah...." b Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrose7 0 #23 November 6, 2002 how about "you're right, I am drunk" I seem to think that I can keep drinking, and drinking..I have been told I am terrible about flirting, but I don't see it! he he he ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP. MaryRose Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #24 November 6, 2002 I didn't know what to expect really. This is Kris and Pablo we're talking about here.(love you guys) "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #25 November 6, 2002 Quote How about " levelidity " It's a real skydiving word I swear... I think that word was CREATED by drunken skydivers. Being drunk and trying to compliment the other members of a great 4 way for "consistently verifying our fallrate was consistent, ensuring that we remained at the same relative level" Comes out "Brrrrnnnn.. Levelidity....goood". REally Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
