Aromain 0 #1 September 4, 2003 Stop the spread of social diseases, practice safe sex! (See attachment)------------------------------------------------ "Matter fact go and get your chrome, cause I'd rather be, broke thogether, then rich alone." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 September 4, 2003 Safe sex? of course!!!, I always wash my hands.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aromain 0 #3 September 4, 2003 your a sad sad man------------------------------------------------ "Matter fact go and get your chrome, cause I'd rather be, broke thogether, then rich alone." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shunkka 0 #4 September 4, 2003 safe sex? when sex is safe? u can use a condom and die by heart atack it was a safe sex? so what is the definiton of "safe sex"? ------------------------- "jump, have fun, pull" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #5 September 4, 2003 Quoteso what is the definiton of "safe sex"? One safe porking another safe -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #6 September 4, 2003 Quoteso what is the definiton of "safe sex"? Two words... H A N D S O L O Sorry Ivan...I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #7 September 4, 2003 So it's not safe for the kittens? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #8 September 4, 2003 yes, condoms only. I'm not to though when I know them well, and even then I still make sure we use a contraceptive of some kind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 September 4, 2003 QuoteQuoteso what is the definiton of "safe sex"? Two words...H A N D S O L O Sorry Ivan... Hand Solo...I thought that was Harrison Ford's greatest role. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 September 4, 2003 I always thought that safe sex was given them a fake name so that they couldn't hound you the next day. Whenever I am in a law office, I always pick up some business cards. That way I can hand them out at a later date. I think that is somehow fair. In the past, lawyers have F-ed me over by blaming everything on me. This way, I get f-ed, but they get all the blame. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #11 September 4, 2003 QuoteI always thought that safe sex was given them a fake name so that they couldn't hound you the next day. Whenever I am in a law office, I always pick up some business cards. That way I can hand them out at a later date. I think that is somehow fair. In the past, lawyers have F-ed me over by blaming everything on me. This way, I get f-ed, but they get all the blame. I guess the first question would be: How often do you have to employ a lawyer, and why... I like the idea...has lots of potential;.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 September 4, 2003 QuoteI guess the first question would be: How often do you have to employ a lawyer, and why... An hour with a legal secretary is $40 an hour, an hour at a massage parlor is $50, plus the gratuity . I figure I'm saving money, plus legal services are tax deductible. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #13 September 4, 2003 Quoteso what is the definiton of "safe sex"? Having it with your spouse? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lazyfrog 0 #14 September 4, 2003 except with my girlfriend...---------- Fumer tue, péter pue ------------- ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites drewboo 0 #15 September 4, 2003 QuoteQuoteI guess the first question would be: How often do you have to employ a lawyer, and why... An hour with a legal secretary is $40 an hour, an hour at a massage parlor is $50, plus the gratuity . I figure I'm saving money, plus legal services are tax deductible. Could you supply the name of your preferred "massage parlor". Only for us northerners who may visit your great state sometime soon...very very soon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TitaniumLegs 8 #16 September 4, 2003 QuoteDo you always practice safe sex? Nah. I knocked this chick up twice in the last year. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #17 September 4, 2003 Man, oh, man... You really don't like lawyers, do you??? But, clever... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sneaky 0 #18 September 4, 2003 fuck that safe is getting a good beasting eh? I looked at this 2 hours ago and just now and their still at it!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billvon 2,476 #19 September 4, 2003 I don't have to! heh heh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dgskydive 0 #20 September 4, 2003 Are you sure?Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkyAnt 0 #21 September 5, 2003 I thougt if you did it standing up you couldn't catch anything? "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke (1729-1797) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites metalslug 31 #22 September 5, 2003 Practise safe sex ? ...practise it ?! Hell no, I execute it with expert precision. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pa2themd 0 #23 September 5, 2003 Really!! "Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else!" Ivern Ball Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #24 September 5, 2003 never practice safe sex, if sex is safe ya doing it wrong. monogamous for 16 years if I get anything Kas has some serious explaining to doYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites juanesky 0 #25 September 5, 2003 QuoteQuoteQuoteso what is the definiton of "safe sex"? Two words...H A N D S O L O Sorry Ivan... Hand Solo...I thought that was Harrison Ford's greatest role. Hey the translation in spanish is MANOLO......"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
lazyfrog 0 #14 September 4, 2003 except with my girlfriend...---------- Fumer tue, péter pue ------------- ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drewboo 0 #15 September 4, 2003 QuoteQuoteI guess the first question would be: How often do you have to employ a lawyer, and why... An hour with a legal secretary is $40 an hour, an hour at a massage parlor is $50, plus the gratuity . I figure I'm saving money, plus legal services are tax deductible. Could you supply the name of your preferred "massage parlor". Only for us northerners who may visit your great state sometime soon...very very soon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #16 September 4, 2003 QuoteDo you always practice safe sex? Nah. I knocked this chick up twice in the last year. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #17 September 4, 2003 Man, oh, man... You really don't like lawyers, do you??? But, clever... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sneaky 0 #18 September 4, 2003 fuck that safe is getting a good beasting eh? I looked at this 2 hours ago and just now and their still at it!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,476 #19 September 4, 2003 I don't have to! heh heh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #20 September 4, 2003 Are you sure?Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyAnt 0 #21 September 5, 2003 I thougt if you did it standing up you couldn't catch anything? "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke (1729-1797) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
metalslug 31 #22 September 5, 2003 Practise safe sex ? ...practise it ?! Hell no, I execute it with expert precision. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pa2themd 0 #23 September 5, 2003 Really!! "Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else!" Ivern Ball Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #24 September 5, 2003 never practice safe sex, if sex is safe ya doing it wrong. monogamous for 16 years if I get anything Kas has some serious explaining to doYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #25 September 5, 2003 QuoteQuoteQuoteso what is the definiton of "safe sex"? Two words...H A N D S O L O Sorry Ivan... Hand Solo...I thought that was Harrison Ford's greatest role. Hey the translation in spanish is MANOLO......"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
