juanesky

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  1. juanesky

    How picky are you about food?

    True, but then you will miss a good raw Kibbe spooned with raw onions... Steak Tar-tar...hhmmm "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  2. juanesky

    Finally got my car, any suggestions on mods/add-ons?

    Try these "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  3. juanesky

    Happy Birthday, MNEALTX!

    Yes Mike, what everyone said!!! "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  4. juanesky

    I purchased new phones today.

    The question is, can you hear me now? "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  5. No new info has come yet from his brother, Noel. He is in there with him now, las time he posted anything about his condition was last friday, the 3rd. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  6. juanesky

    Tasteless jokes, please

    A ventriloquist walked up to an Indian and said "I'll bet I can make your horse talk." Indian: "Horse no talk" Ventriloquist: "Sure watch this. Hi horse. How does you master treat you?" Horse: "Oh, he is good to me. He gives me food, water and he keeps me out of the sun." Ventriloquist: "I'll bet I can make you dog talk." Indian: "Dog no talk." Ventriloquist: "Sure watch this. Dog, how are you? Does your master treat you good?" Dog: "Oh! He treats me good. He gives me food, water and he plays ball with me." Ventriloquist: "I'll bet I can make your sheep talk." Indian: "Sheep Lie! Sheep Lie!" "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  7. juanesky

    Tasteless jokes, please

    It was the first time they had flown together, and it was obvious by their silence that they didn't get along. After 30 minutes, the Captain finally spoke. He said, "I don't like Chinese." The First Officer replied, "Ooooh, no like Chinese? Why that?" The Captain said, "You bombed Pearl Harbour. That's why I don't like Chinese." The First Officer said, "Nooooo, noooo ... Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbour. That JAPANESE, not Chinese." And the Captain answered, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese ... it doesn't matter. They're all alike." Another 30 minutes of silence. Finally the First Officer said, "No like Jew." The Captain replied, "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?" "Jews sink Titanic." The Captain tried to correct him, "No, no. The Jews didn't sink the Titanic, it was an iceberg." "Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, Spielberg ... no mattah ... all same." "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  8. juanesky

    Tasteless jokes, please

    Q. What do you call a Cuban with a flat tire? A. Drowned. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  9. juanesky

    your first porn experience

    and you will be sorry to know the reason for this "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  10. juanesky

    9 Things You'll Be Sorry You Know

    Incredible isn't it? "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  11. juanesky

    Damn near got killed tonight

    Just curious, what state and why did you decide to want to confront someone with a loaded weapon? Glad you escape that situation though. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  12. juanesky

    your first porn experience

    Yeah, no shit Was your first a "dirty sanchez" experience. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  13. juanesky

    9 Things You'll Be Sorry You Know

    Is not about you, but fecal matter is actually more common that you may think. Do a quick search in google. Neither do I, but I will still wash my hands "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  14. juanesky

    Damn near got killed tonight

    Were you in a motorcycle? You are a lucky guy. Just learn from the experience. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  15. juanesky

    a funny prank call.

    YW, Try this one It's MJ's milton fludgecow prank calls, he once over 10 years ago, made UPS or FEDEX literally check all the packages from Mexico and in the US, for his supposed son, that he send through from Mexico. He is hilarious. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon