skydivegirl 0 #1 January 16, 2004 The guy across the hall from me has a habit of trying to be cute in the mornings by saying "Wake up Sam!" whenever he walks past my door..... regardless of what I'm doing. No one else can see me because we all have offices but he yells it loud enough that the entire floor can hear. For all they know, I'm napping with my head on my desk or something. I may have to kick his ass soon...Pink Mafia Sis #26 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #2 January 16, 2004 QuoteThe guy across the hall from me has a habit of trying to be cute in the mornings by saying "Wake up Sam!" whenever he walks past my door..... regardless of what I'm doing. No one else can see me because we all have offices but he yells it loud enough that the entire floor can hear. For all they know, I'm napping with my head on my desk or something. I may have to kick his ass soon... Get pictures and video! I'd love to see his wife / gf's reaction to being beat to a pulp by another woman!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flypunk 0 #3 January 16, 2004 Just let him know that you appear to be asleep as a side effects of the anti-psychotics prescribed after your last incident at your workplace. ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #4 January 16, 2004 "I'm resting up to boil your rabbit later" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JeffD 0 #5 January 16, 2004 I agree with duce (I think). He may be trying to make it appear as though you are a poor employee and thus he'll get a promotion over you, or even maybe get you fired. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #6 January 16, 2004 If he comes in at the same time everyday, conveniently go into someone else's office and chat for a few minutes until the punkass gets to his own desk. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
murphyka 0 #7 January 16, 2004 I had someone do that to me the other day and it pissed me off. He walked by my office when I just happened to be rubbing my eyes because my contacts were bothering me. I got some looks when I came out of my office. I should have hit him, but couldn't because he's my boss. I hate working for assholes!!!!Blue Skies!!! Kimmy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #8 January 16, 2004 Why don't you try something else? Everytime he says, "Wake up Sam!" try yelling out, "You're fly's undone." After a few days, yell out so the rest can hear, "Why do you keep having your fly unzipped around me. I'll report you to management if it continues." Trust me. It'll stop... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivegirl 0 #9 January 16, 2004 QuoteIf he comes in at the same time everyday, conveniently go into someone else's office and chat for a few minutes until the punkass gets to his own desk. Unfortunately, punkass says it whenever it comes to him. I think he's actually said it after lunch a few times too. QuoteHe may be trying to make it appear as though you are a poor employee and thus he'll get a promotion over you, or even maybe get you fired. He's not actually employed with our company... he's a sub (CADD guy) that gets the majority of his work from us so he rents an office here. I think he's just trying to be funny... but he's still a punkass!Pink Mafia Sis #26 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivegirl 0 #10 January 16, 2004 QuoteWhy don't you try something else? Everytime he says, "Wake up Sam!" try yelling out, "You're fly's undone." LMAO!Pink Mafia Sis #26 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #11 January 16, 2004 Next time he walks by your should flash him. Not only will that shut him up, but if he tells someone about it, you'll get to say "Yeah right, in his dreams!! I bet the schmuck told you I was sleeping too." Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #12 January 16, 2004 QuoteNext time he walks by your should flash him. Not only will that shut him up, but if he tells someone about it, you'll get to say "Yeah right, in his dreams!! I bet the schmuck told you I was sleeping too." Hey if she starts doing that I am going to start telling her to wake up at the dz. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #13 January 16, 2004 Quote"Wake up Sam!" "Go back to sleep Frank!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdthomas 0 #14 January 16, 2004 My first thought would be to approach the guy and just tell him that you do not like to be addressed like that, and that should resolve any problems. take a whitness with you. CYA! If that does not work or help the revenge of choice is to set up a hotmail edress under his name and then send out a bulk mail to everyone that you know in your office from "his" edress and tell them that "you" (punkass co worker) is coming out of the closet.. hey this is (punkass) and I have been in struggle with my sexual indentiy for some time and have decided to come out of the closet with that fact that I am gay. Man thats a great way to get even or at least smile for awhile.www.greenboxphotography.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #15 January 16, 2004 Be subtle, Just respond 36! or any number you choose. He'll never figure it out and if he ever asks, you can decide if you want to tell him (none of his biz). R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #16 January 16, 2004 QuoteNext time he walks by your should flash him. Not only will that shut him up, but if he tells someone about it, you'll get to say "Yeah right, in his dreams!! I bet the schmuck told you I was sleeping too." In the companies where I have worked, there are security cameras in the light fixtures. Yes, I have seen the camera videos in either the security guards' offices and/or in the owners' offices when I have stopped by for whatever reasons. (It's creepy, but these are usually larger, more professional companies.) If Skydivegirl works in a company like this, then she cannot "flash" this guy. You may have been just joking about the "flashing" part, but this is her workplace, not a dropzone. Anyway, even if the company does not have security cameras, her Human Resources Dept. may have a problem with her "flashing" as it can be deemed "sexual harassment". I think that Skydivegirl should just ask the punkass into her office the next time that she sees him. She should tell him that his "jokes" about her sleeping, do upset her. Maybe if she asks him to stop, then he will stop. It may be a joke, but it is in poor taste as some people may actually believe that she IS sleeping. Also, it may lead to others "teasing" her, as well. It is amazing to me that there are some people fail to see how annoying that they can be when doing things like this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LoudDan 0 #17 January 16, 2004 Punkass says: "WAKE UP" You reply: "EAT A DICK" It would be a shocker, especially if used to you not saying anything at all. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #18 January 16, 2004 Document asking him to stop his behaviour, warn him that you are tired(no pun intended) of his behaviour, tell him you consider it harassment. Go to your boss and inform him of your co-workers behaviour and your intentions, tell 'em if it doesn't stop you'll file harassment. I can pretty much guarantee it'll stop. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
