ChileRelleno

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    Goldcoast
  • License
    D
  • License Number
    24868
  • Licensing Organization
    USPA
  • Number of Jumps
    600
  • Years in Sport
    12
  • First Choice Discipline
    Freeflying
  • First Choice Discipline Jump Total
    360
  • Second Choice Discipline
    Formation Skydiving
  • Second Choice Discipline Jump Total
    240

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  1. ChileRelleno

    Skydiving decals in a baby's room?

    Our two boys enjoyed a Sesame Street mobile above their crib, that had the characters on parachutes. When they outgrew it, it found a new home at the DZ hanging in one of the packing areas. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  2. ChileRelleno

    RIP Rev Jim

    Having had the pleasure of jumping and trucking with our most irreverent Reverend... Blue Skies my friend! I will remember many happy times at WFFC and other places. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  3. ChileRelleno

    My life fucking rocks!

    Yo Daddy is just Dandy... LTNS indeed. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  4. ChileRelleno

    My life fucking rocks!

    I married a awesome woman. We have three great Kidz. I'm gainfully employed at a job I like. It hunting season yet again. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  5. ChileRelleno

    The Perris Jet on TV

    I've jumped it Don't worry, your not missing anything, it was just another boring ride to altitude, and the exit was ho-hum, totally not worth the hefty jump ticket price. And like Joe Isuzu... I'm lying ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  6. ChileRelleno

    Not home? Rental? Census Workers enter anyways.

    N/A
  7. ChileRelleno

    Ultimate Pleasure Cruising Experience!

    AK-47 is typically chambered in 7.62x39, not .223/5.56. And the M16 has had more than a few variants, some of which were indeed FA. But who the fuck really cares about such insignificant & petty weapons when a Ma'deuce is available? ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  8. ChileRelleno

    What would you think if you just got a 2% salary raise?

    Damned lucky... Job + Raise I'm feeling blessed, $300. Christmas Bonus, $1000. Safety Bonus and a 3% Raise on my salary. That was with our Branch Office/Warehouse taking close to a -20% hit under the previous year's bottom line. Corporate said, "It was promised to you, your getting it." However, we cut three positions and everyone is now working their collective ass off ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  9. ChileRelleno

    Ultimate Pleasure Cruising Experience!

    This may quite well be the Ultimate Pleasure Cruising Experience! http://www.deluxevoyages.com/Fun/pirates.htm I'm booking for a Group buy! Who is with me? ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  10. ChileRelleno

    Wheres my chips?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ4dlCYgaRY ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  11. ChileRelleno

    Mike Igo

    Blue Skies Mike. Few people have I met, with as much generosity and dedication to their fellow jumpers and the sport. Leanne, I wish I could give a hug right now. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  12. ChileRelleno

    Has anyone ever jumped out of...

    Back in '05... Or was it '04, while hanging out at the DZO's, on airport crashpad, a buddy of his drops in in a rented c182, with two hotties aboard. He'd told'em he could show'em a skydiver and even toss him outta'da plane. Well, the unnamed DZO was at his day job, so I proceeded to wow the hotties with a exhibition of aerial daredevilry, spiced with a bit of banditry. No calls given, backwoods, semi deserted airfield, lets do this! Crammed backwards into the front seat, told the pilot to give me 3K'AGL, and slip it hard, so as I could get the damned door open. Manage to get the door open, manage to get my ass out without dislodging any handles/pins or body parts. Door slams on my foot, looped off the wheel strut, got stable and opened at 1500'. Hotties loved it & the day just got better and better. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  13. ChileRelleno

    Guys, can you really "retrain your beard?"

    A kindred spirit... Shit! May even be kin See pic above. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  14. ChileRelleno

    Guys, can you really "retrain your beard?"

    Well... Ya know me... What the fuck is a razor? ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  15. ChileRelleno

    DZ-Profiles: Know Your Neighbours

    Ahhhh, fuck it, I'll bite.... PERSONAL: [1]Forum Name: ChileRelleno [2]Real-life Name:Chile [3]Real-life Location:Mobile, AL [4]Age in Years:41 [5]Star Sign:Leo [6]Weak Point:Wallet, never enough cash to do all i want to do. [7]Favourite Colour:Purple [8]Favourite Number:1968 [9]Most commonly used expletive:FUCK! [10]Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:Past, all sorts of legal/illegal. Present, caffeine, endorphins and adrenaline. Future, who the hell thinks of the future? [11]Car or bus?:18 wheeler. [12]Capitalism or Communism?:Capitalism [13]All work and no play...:makes Chile a bastard to be around. [14]How much time have you spent incarcerated?:2 days. [15]Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:Nope. [16]Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:N/A [17]Are you an internet user or abuser?:Abuser [18]How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:couple dozen [19]What is your most frequent typo?: [20]How would you describe your social position?:Alpha Male [21]How would you describe your life?:Ongoing [22]How would you describe yourself?:Your best friend or worst enemy. DZ.COM [1]What brought you to dropzone.com?: Skybitch [2]Why do you keep logging on to dropzone.com?: Addiction [3]How would you describe spam?:Fried on toast with lettuce, tomato & mayo. [4]How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):Screw the questionnaire, the OP is definitely a gay Spammer. [5]Which admin or DZ member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually)LOL, ain't no way in hell. [6]What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share?I'm totally a MILF man, and your Mom is already on my list of conquests. [7]funniest member?? [8]Most annoying member?? [9]Most helpful?? [10]Preferred wingman?? [11]Biggest Drama Queen?? [12]Biggest Spammer?? 7-12, I'm not around enough to know. SKYDIVING [1]Most favorite dicipline?FF (sit) [2]Least favorite dicipline?FF (head down) [3]Favorite dropzone?Goldcoast [4]Most memorable jump?Wow, thats a frigging hard one, no real answer, too many stand out. [5]Favorite jumpship?CASA [6]Least favorite jumpship?The one that breaks down, and takes the weekend to repair. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868