kansasskydiver 0 #1 April 13, 2004 Right here in my town too ---------------------------------------------------------- Man held on drug charges; lewd acts charge possible Riley County police arrested a Wamego man for possession of marijuana early Friday morning after witnesses told police they had observed the man masturbating inside his vehicle. RCPD officers arrested Kelly Ray Knutson, 18, near a parking lot of the Manhattan Town Center. According to RCPD Lt. Kurt Moldrup, officers made the arrest on marijuana charges after a witness observed the suspect masturbating inside a white Chrysler LeBaron at the intersection of Hwy. 99 and Hwy. 24 at about 12:40 a.m. A second witness also saw Knutson, allegedly masturbating, Moldrup said. Officers have forwarded charges of lewd and lascivious sex offense Riley and Pottawatomie counties for review, Moldrup said. The case is under investigation<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #2 April 13, 2004 Like you haven't done this before~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #3 April 13, 2004 QuoteLike you haven't done this before not infront of the freaking MALL!!! and you're kitty hasn't died yet. I don't kill kittens<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #4 April 13, 2004 when I was in high school, a couple people went over this guy's house, walked up to the side door, peeked through the window before knocking and saw him whacking it in the kitchen. His name was Donovan. For the next several years, masturbating was known as donovating at our school and several neighboring schools as well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lainey 0 #5 April 13, 2004 yuck, a similar thing happened here. I live in an apartment block with my roomate, a girl the same age as myself. It was about 2am and she sees this guy outside the apartment block just sitting in his car, tried to see what the hell he's doing and he opens the door slightly so the interior light comes on, looks up at the window and is... yep whacking off. She called the police and had to umm tell them some guy was sitting in the car outside out our place pleasuring himself... the cop didn't seem like he cared much, said someone else had reported it too and they'd drive over. It has since happened again... our lease is up in three weeks and we're definately moving. . And you shed not a single tear for the things that you didn't need 'Cause you knew you were finally free - Death Cab For Cutie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mailin 0 #6 April 13, 2004 While I agree its inappropriate - why should anyone be arrested for masturbating? In your car, at 12 AM? Its dark outside, unless he was loud or shaking the car vigerously, people would really have to get up close to the car to see what he was doing. People need to mind their own business. I feel bad for that guy in a way, cause something that should have been left alone led to him getting caught on something else. I can't believe thats an arrestable offense... JenArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 April 13, 2004 Damn.....you made bail already? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #8 April 13, 2004 I read an interesting book called "Obsession". It was written by an FBI profiler. His contention is that this is a potential rapist, he just hasn't gone to the next level yet. He showed numerous cases where window peepers became Band E, became rapists, became torture/murderers. If I understand him correctly, you should not only report it, you should insist on documentation, because this guy is going on to more detrimental things, as soon as he gets his courage up. Scaring him at an early stage may be all it takes to keep him under control.skydiveTaylorville.org [email protected] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrogNog 1 #9 April 13, 2004 I agree with mailin, as long as the "perpetrator" (abuser?) keeps it reasonably hidden. Sucks for poor Donovan; you'd think your own kitchen would be safe... Not sure about the guy in the car across the street. If he had kept the dome light off, I think the old credo would have been fine: "If this car's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'." -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lainey 0 #10 April 13, 2004 yeah see that's the thing, if we couldn't see what he was doing it would appear that he was just some guy sitting in a car, i wouldn't have been AS worried, i'd just think he was just waiting for someone... but he saw her come to the window to see what he was doing and purposly opened the door so the light would come on and looked right at her. I don't care what people do when they are alone, as long as it doesn't affect other people... in this instance i thought it was slightly weird and unsettling. . And you shed not a single tear for the things that you didn't need 'Cause you knew you were finally free - Death Cab For Cutie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #11 April 13, 2004 QuoteHis name was Donovan. For the next several years, masturbating was known as donovating Ouch, that had to hurt his dating life....=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #12 April 14, 2004 QuoteSucks for poor Donovan; you'd think your own kitchen would be safe... Yeah, that sucks for him, but...of all places, why the kitchen!?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #13 April 14, 2004 what wrong with wacking it? not everyone that wacks off becomes a weirdoLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 April 14, 2004 Quote.of all places, why the kitchen!?! No doubt......was there a warm apple pie there or what? I can honestly say I have never masturbated in the kitchen. Quotenot everyone that wacks off becomes a weirdo Yeah.....cause I...........Oh wait....bad example........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nightjumps 1 #15 April 14, 2004 QuoteI read an interesting book called "Obsession". It was written by an FBI profiler. His contention is that this is a potential rapist, he just hasn't gone to the next level yet. He showed numerous cases where window peepers became Band E, became rapists, became torture/murderers. If I understand him correctly, you should not only report it, you should insist on documentation, because this guy is going on to more detrimental things, as soon as he gets his courage up. Scaring him at an early stage may be all it takes to keep him under control. See. This is why society is developing into a bunch of fraidy cats. He's 18 and he's spankin the monkey. OMG!! Next thing you know he'll be raping and if we don't stop it now!!!!!!! - he'll become a murderer!!! He's 18. He gets a hard-on about 23 times a day. He spanks the monkey. Its what 18 year olds do. Its all they can think about doing - 23 times a day. No pussy = beat it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
atsaubrey 0 #16 April 14, 2004 He gets a hard-on about 23 times a day. man, I remember the good ole days"GOT LEAD?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crazy 0 #17 April 14, 2004 QuoteSee. This is why society is developing into a bunch of fraidy cats. He's 18 and he's spankin the monkey. OMG!! Next thing you know he'll be raping and if we don't stop it now!!!!!!! - he'll become a murderer!!! Exactly! that's why it's everyone's responsibility to TAKE MASTURBATION OUT OF THE DEVIL'S HAND-- Come Skydive Asia Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #18 April 14, 2004 www.angelfire.com/on4/selfabuse/blog.html Read the BLOG!!!! But hold onto your spleen. I laughed so hard mine nearly fell out! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billo 0 #19 April 14, 2004 Ouch, i knew there was a reason that i didn't make it out to Wamego that often! Were you the "second witness"? b Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #20 April 14, 2004 QuoteWere you the "second witness"? b Hell no dude, it was in the freaking paper<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #21 April 14, 2004 Quotewhen I was in high school, a couple people went over this guy's house, walked up to the side door, peeked through the window before knocking and saw him whacking it in the kitchen. His name was Donovan. For the next several years, masturbating was known as donovating at our school and several neighboring schools as well. We weren't as creative with a name or anything, but I was similarly tramatized in hs. A bunch of us headed to my friend Damien's house for a surprise visit. When we snuck around to the sliding glass door at the back of his house that looked into his bedroom, we almost went blind. He was doing just that on his bed whilst watching a porn. Normal acticity for hs boys... sure.... having ALL of your friends turn up and catch you.... priceless. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #22 April 14, 2004 Wow, now that's a bad day. Could you imagine the embarrassment? *knock on window* Man - "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" Cop - "Sir, would you please zip up your pants and get out of the vehicle?" Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuckbrown 0 #23 April 14, 2004 This reminds me of a case I watched in court last year. A guy was arrested for masturbating in public and went before the judge for a pretrial diversion program (to avoid a criminal record). His attorney went up to the judge and asked the judge "if he could get him off" the charges. The judge about fell off his chair he was laughing so hard. I felt bad for the guy, but it was really funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #24 April 14, 2004 geezzz USA.. ha ha,let the boy if he want to... QuoteMoldrup said. The case is under investigation next week: Moldrup,claims to have found DNA at the suspect,it looks like sperm he says.... Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #25 April 14, 2004 The best is still my sophmore year in the dorms. I was the VP of the Hall and oversaw the judicial board and all their meetings. There was a guy that got caught killing kittens in the computer lab in the basement. The writeup on the "crime" was just a riot, his punishment was to read it OUTLOAD to everyone in the room. Oh and our judicial board was combined with the 2 all female dorms and the 1 coed dorm. Needless to say, it was quit a lesson learned for him. I wish I had a copy of the write-up, it was very well written<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites