SarahC07 0 #1 August 25, 2004 So, I know there has already been a thread about this... but So, I was working in manifest today when 'sparky' walked in and smoothly asked me ... "So, young lady, what's your middle name?.. other than gorgeous?" he then quickly added "You stay away from me sweetheart, I'm a dirty old man!" and then left. After a pretty pitful morning, that made me laugh... So what is the best/worst/most creative pick up line you have ever given or received. Go playfully hit on your manifesters this weekend... It will make her (or him) laugh... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #2 August 25, 2004 i go by my favorite classic one nice shoes, let's fuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kramer 0 #3 August 25, 2004 From my experience...the best pickup line, is no pickup line. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #4 August 25, 2004 No Line. I Just sit at the bar and lick my eyebrows. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #5 August 25, 2004 Displaying proper jelloshot technique is always a good start. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #6 August 25, 2004 Wanna go make out? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ozthebum 0 #7 August 25, 2004 This chick I once knew told me her fav pick up line was "I like peanut butter, wanna f%&k?" Being the dumbass that I am, I never tried it on her, so I don't know really works or not. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #8 August 25, 2004 QuoteFrom my experience...the best pickup line, is no pickup line. usually I cringe when young kids say, "from my experience..." but in this case you're right on. Just walk up and have a conversation. Any woman that falls for a pickup line is dumber than she looks. BTW Kramer, when are we hooking up to hustle some fools at poker? Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shananay 0 #9 August 25, 2004 QuoteWanna go make out? That's my fav!! It works every time!!! I once had guy say; That shirt looks great on you, but it'd look even better on the sand.... Do it Again! P.M.S. #22 LaLa Gang #4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ManBird 0 #10 August 25, 2004 "It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again." Classic."¯"`-._.-¯) ManBird (¯-._.-´"¯" Click Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,390 #11 August 25, 2004 QuoteNo Line. I Just sit at the bar and lick my eyebrows. I don't use a line either. I just wad up about a dozen handkerchiefs and stuff them in my pants to make a big bulge. I've found the bulge works best if it is located in the vicinity of my left rear pocket."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #12 August 25, 2004 O.K., you caught me. But I was only looking at your t*ts because the strength, intelligence, and classical Helenic beauty in your eyes intimidates me. (Copyright 2004: May not be reused without written permission)OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #13 August 25, 2004 I once tried the old potatoe in the Speedo’s trick when I went to the beach. Didn’t work too well though.. No-one told me it was supposed to go in the front. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdC 0 #14 August 25, 2004 That reminds me of a joke and the punch line goes something like "No, you put the potato in the front." Big Ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bodyflight.Net 0 #15 August 25, 2004 guy walks up and pulls out his front pockets on his pants.. holds them proudly out to the side as if to say "I'm flat broke" and instead says.. "Ever kiss a rabbit between the ears?" worked on me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YahooLV 0 #16 August 25, 2004 D"OH!!!!!http://www.curtisglennphotography.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #17 August 25, 2004 "Hey Aren't you Sunshine from Dropzone.com ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #18 August 26, 2004 "By the way...did I happen to mention...I'm a pilot?" Bwahhhhhhhh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #19 August 26, 2004 Quote"Hey Aren't you Sunshine from Dropzone.com ? Ummm, That one dont always work so good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linny 0 #20 August 26, 2004 i got this one about an hour and a half ago... no shit, outta the blue.......... "I have a really comfortable bed" oh brother Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yeehaa 0 #21 August 26, 2004 "Do you have a TV in your bedroom? because I love Sunday morning television.........."Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. George Bernard Shaw Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kramer 0 #22 August 26, 2004 QuoteWanna go make out? Yes. That's a good pick up line too by the way. Hot stuff!! The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kramer 0 #23 August 26, 2004 QuoteBTW Kramer, when are we hooking up to hustle some fools at poker? When I turn 21...I'm all about heading out to Vegas for the World Series. You play online much? I play quite a great deal online. We need more skydivers that play so we can have a big skydiver poker tournament. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #24 August 26, 2004 I played Paradise Poker for a while. Made out pretty well. Need to start back up to make some extra cash. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRock 0 #25 August 26, 2004 My personal favorites.... Hi. You are really hot. Wanna go to dinner? This has actually worked for me. And the ever funny.... Wanna make out? Usually uttered when I am wasted. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
