Peej 0 #51 January 21, 2005 Quotechickenfucker I love chickenfucker! Picked that up at Perris when i was there, brought it back here and it seems to have stuck amongst my friends. Also like plain old cocksucker and fuckbag (from the butterfly effect). Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #52 January 21, 2005 Shitwhiskers Dick weed Cum bucketSkydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #54 January 21, 2005 QuoteUncle fucker. That's just wrong.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #55 January 21, 2005 I love dick weed!!! . . . and dillhole, jackhole, and fucknugget. All not toally obscure, but not commonly used by anyone but me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropoutdave 0 #56 January 22, 2005 Quotedamn,,,, He dropped the "C" bomb Apologies, sometimes i'm a bit just too too the point, hehe, ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #57 January 22, 2005 This thread is hilarious! Personally, I prefer using Dick Licker and Dingle Berry. I can't help smiling when I say them, they sound so funny. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #58 January 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteUncle fucker. That's just wrong. What about Martha Focker?? See the movie Meet The Fockers... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #59 January 22, 2005 QuoteThis thread is hilarious! Personally, I prefer using Dick Licker and Dingle Berry. I can't help smiling when I say them, they sound so funny. Dingleberry-leech fungus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #60 January 22, 2005 How about a simple: "F**k you very much." As long as you deliver it with a sincere? smile and an even voice, most people get the "I just didn't hear that, did I?" look. DISCLAIMER: Use with discretion.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #61 January 22, 2005 QuoteHow about a simple: "F**k you very much." As long as you deliver it with a sincere? smile and an even voice, most people get the "I just didn't hear that, did I?" look. DISCLAIMER: Use with discretion. ROFLMAO!!! I learned that from my favorite co-worker... He always used that phrase in a sarcastic tone that was guaranteed for a laugh... I've learned to use it in the same way... Fuck you very much... indeed!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #62 January 22, 2005 QuoteDingleberry-leech fungus. Nah, while that one is funny, I prefer to keep my insults short and sweet...like me. / Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linny 0 #64 January 22, 2005 retard, my favorite, is often warranted, seldom appreciated. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #65 January 22, 2005 Quoteretard, my favorite, is often warranted, seldom appreciated. Used with the proper amount of sarcasm that one will work for a very effective insult. OTOH there is always someone hovering around with the PC Police on their cell phone's speed dial. 'Retard' kinda has to be used with caution and in the right company to be truly appreciated! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hipwrddude 0 #66 January 22, 2005 Obscure insult elbow shot: Split-tail, limp dick, punk-pussy faggot. Sorry if I embarassed the gay crowd with the last word, although that's become a badge of pride lately. Raggedy Bitch Chin testicle Furry bastard Scurvy Dog Shit-fer-brains Shuflepagus (someone who walks along shuffling /dragging their feet) Pinch-a-loaf (as in, someone phucking up good) Big Filthy McNasty (He's not fat, it's just) Relaxed Muscle Nuttin' Funny (after a bad joke) Scud Missile (a really bad joke, as in, "That was a..") You have a strange resemblance to oxygen (as in, what you say, no one hears.) On another note, if you're eating something delicious, you can always say, "I'd offer you some but you might accept." You're always the starter in your own life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #67 January 22, 2005 Quoteif you're eating something delicious, you can always say, "I'd offer you some but you might accept." Ha! I say that all the time. Especially if there is a cheesecake situation. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #68 January 22, 2005 "you're just a scab on a rats cock"************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penniless 0 #69 January 22, 2005 What's "obscure" about them? Nearly all of the above seem pretty obvious to me. If you want something obscure, meretricious is a good adjective. It sounds much nicer than it is. I have written estimated tax checks to the "Infernal Revenue Service". They always accepted them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rocketdog 0 #70 January 23, 2005 the movie "Death To Smoochy" is filled with tons of suggestive, hilarious one-liners. ...degenerate scumbag ~hollywood see the world! http://gorocketdog.blogspot.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #71 January 23, 2005 ohh my brohter called me a good one today.. "Shit Neck" I thought it was funny and cocknocker :) -y_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #72 January 23, 2005 "fucktard" is a good one. Except that it sounds exactly like "Fucked Hard" Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #73 January 23, 2005 Tea cup, that's my new favorite. - Jim"Like" - The modern day comma Good bye, my friends. You are missed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #74 January 23, 2005 Bo dagget. You hear it in "Napolean Dynamite" but we used it in Utah fer years. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #75 January 23, 2005 Learned a new one last night as one friend called another friend... 'You clown shoes...' Brilliant!Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
