airtwardo 6 #201 August 5, 2005 QuoteWho says safety can't be fun Wendy W. My Thong comment wasn't 'edgumacational'? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #202 August 5, 2005 Thanks for the highlight reel Ron! veter! I will come to the ranch this weekend, and I will give you $5 everytime I want to jump for you to not get on the plane with me. Then you can give me $5 everytime you jump to watch your gear for you. How does that sound? Afterwords, we'll drink some beer, have a big dinner, and sit on the shitters laughing the shit out of ourselves. (seperate shitters of course)it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
veter_ 0 #203 August 5, 2005 Zippy, you're my true friend!!! At least, we are colleagues Only $5??? Don't be cheap! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildblue 4 #204 August 5, 2005 QuoteZippy, you're my true friend!!! At least, we are colleagues Only $5??? Don't be cheap! Let's call it $10 then! Deal? Oh, and make sure you point out the girl that put you on the death list - maybe she really likes you, and this is just her way of getting your attention. I will talk to her for you. If she does in fact have a problem with you - well, we all know how cranky girls get if they haven't gotten any in awhile. I will woo her and service her, then maybe she'll be nice to you. I will do all of that at no charge to you, just because I like you already.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites veter_ 0 #205 August 5, 2005 QuoteLet's call it $10 then! Deal? As a billionaire pornstar, what's $1000 a jump for you? Quotewe all know how cranky girls get if they haven't gotten any in awhile. I will woo her and service her, then maybe she'll be nice to you. Do you really want to service her? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites heftee 0 #206 August 5, 2005 Quoteyou know i think my packer is in on it too... every now and then she packs me a bad landing... That reminds me of someone who honestly blamed his packer for an off-DZ landing. people are great! ------------------------- "If you've never jumped out of a plane, the best way I can describe it is it feels as if you've just jumped out of a freakin' plane." David Whitley (Orlando Sentinel) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites HydroGuy 0 #207 August 6, 2005 This entire thread should just be erasedGet in - Get off - Get away....repeat as neccessary Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtlmd 0 #208 August 6, 2005 Pitiful, just pitiful. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Trae 1 #209 August 6, 2005 as this thread is so big .....thought a summary of dirty tricks would help the good guys stay safe and even expose some of the bad guys. Some of us are outside the lite or dark ..and guess what it's colourful out here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #210 August 6, 2005 Somebody keyed the face of my altimeter. Brand f*cking new altimeter. They did it to my face shield on my helmet, too!! Bastards even had the nerve to stick clumps of mud and grass around the face of the alti and in the hinge of my helmet, too! F*cking conspirators...they've moved from the east coast to the west coast!! In just over 200 posts!! I think my jump pants have a tear on the knee and mud as well, all appearing at the SAME time!! -Now come on really, what are the odds of ALL of these things manifesting in my gear at the same exact time?! Stay there, veter! These bastards are getting sneakier as they move west!! -Ok dinner's ready, I'm done. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #211 August 6, 2005 Hey mike all joking aside. Is this guy for real or has Billy Richards got you all doing some free advertising. I mean, if this guy is for real then could someone put a pic up of him just in case he ventures to another DZ..This guy needs to take up bowlinghttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites HeatherB 0 #212 August 6, 2005 I'm scared. I think someone is out to get me. I had a cutaway the other day....the canopy was spinning out of control! It may have been because one brake was stowed and one wasn't, but I'm not sure. But anyhow, I pulled the cutaway handle and the RSL did its job and deployed my reserve for me. But the kicker is.....upon later inspection, the reserve cable had a huge kink in it!! What the fuck?? Someone has been fucking with my reserve ripcord!!! Were they trying to bend it so that it wouldn't pull through?? Someone must be screwing with my rig while I'm not watching it! I'm lucky to be alive. I don't trust anyone at Z-hills anymore! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nate_1979 9 #213 August 6, 2005 Sounds like you have a flaky rigger, did he mabey put you on a "list" ? FGF #??? I miss the sky... There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites f1freak 0 #214 August 6, 2005 OK, I just had to stop reading this thread. I am laughing SO hard that my stomach hurts..... Now..... veter, If you decide to stick with this sport you will see what everyone is talking about (thats if you have brains enough to kick that "LIKE I ALWAYS DO" attitude to the curb. Shit, I cant count how many times i have thought i had opened my slider in the landing area, and while packing i see that i didnt. Same goes for setting the breaks. I dont know you, but before I started skydiving I was a "LIKE I ALWAYS DO...." kind of person. Skydiving (and a few ER visits because i did things that i had been advised not to do with so little experience...) has opened my eyes, ears, and mind to what people say to, or try and teach me..... If you really think the tampering is for real, You need to find another DZ..... You have more important things to think about (keeping yourself alive) while jumping. The reason I climbed back into that plane for my 2nd, 3rd, hell..... all (well.... most anyway) of them was because I have the time of my life when i step out that door. I was have more fun than I had imagined I could ever have..... I cant see myself having fun out there thinking someone was messin with my stuff. Have fun or just stop now.....HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #215 August 6, 2005 I leave the forum for few hours and this thread gets moved to the Bonfire? Without anyone asking me about it? I resent it. I truly do. I may boycott this forum for a while. I will. Really. I mean it. For real. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 24 #216 August 6, 2005 QuoteI may boycott this forum for a while. I will. Really. I mean it. For real Need a hand with that, baguette-boy?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Trae 1 #217 August 7, 2005 'thought a summary of dirty tricks would help the good guys stay safe and even expose some of the bad guys. ' ----- planted a feather and thought it'd grow a chicken. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyinchicken 0 #218 August 7, 2005 Someone say chicken? "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amanduh 0 #219 August 7, 2005 QuoteErrr...by the way...I owe ya a new Thong..it ripped! Jimmy..you crack me up man! It better be victoria secret! No imitations dude! QuoteI'll bet you WANT people to think it ripped in the front Wendy!!!!! BWAHAHAH!! GOOOOOOD ONE! QuoteI sincerely apologize and take my words back. I confused you with another girl (who's also at dz.com). No worries, and thanks for the apology...(accepted). Just don't let it happen again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites grue 1 #220 August 7, 2005 You guys are not going to believe this. That dropzone saboteur made an appearance here, too!! My friend was doing his first jump off the static line, and the Bad Man™ changed the wind 180 degrees once he was on final, and put a cornfield in his way! He had to do a downwinder into the corn because nobody can stop this guy! We suspect he even stole Jarrod's arch, which is why his jump went so badly!cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nael 0 #221 August 8, 2005 The only question that remains is - did veter jump at the ranch this past weekend?www.TerminalSports.com.auAustralia's largest skydive gear store Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites frost 1 #222 August 8, 2005 yesSoFPiDaRF - School of Fast Progress in Downsizing and Radical Flying. Because nobody knows your skills better than you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nael 0 #223 August 8, 2005 Well then the new question is - did you all try to "kill him" again and have you cleaned those bathrooms yet?! Seriously though, I cant believe he showed his face there after everything he's said about the place and the people. Did he receive a warm welcome or was it solo's for him?www.TerminalSports.com.auAustralia's largest skydive gear store Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ron 7 #224 August 8, 2005 QuoteQuote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I may boycott this forum for a while. I will. Really. I mean it. For real -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Need a hand with that, baguette-boy? Wow, a Canadian making fun of the French.....Hello, do you know you are from Canada? "No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites veter_ 0 #225 August 8, 2005 The Ranch's bathrooms are the best in the world. There's always something interesting going on in there. The layout reminds a checker game: XOOX XOOX where X is a bathroom, O is a shower. There could be some people eating shit with spoons in one X, nylon (or plain) sodomy going on in one O, someone laughing his ass out in another X reading the crap from dz.com printed on toilet paper, someone else doing Shiatsu exercises in another X, inviting sexy voices from 3 girls in another O, loud as a fire truck siren farts from someone reading safety articles in another X, and masturbation moaning from another O... When you're at the Ranch, you're most welcome to take the remaining shower to join the fun. 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wildblue 4 #204 August 5, 2005 QuoteZippy, you're my true friend!!! At least, we are colleagues Only $5??? Don't be cheap! Let's call it $10 then! Deal? Oh, and make sure you point out the girl that put you on the death list - maybe she really likes you, and this is just her way of getting your attention. I will talk to her for you. If she does in fact have a problem with you - well, we all know how cranky girls get if they haven't gotten any in awhile. I will woo her and service her, then maybe she'll be nice to you. I will do all of that at no charge to you, just because I like you already.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
veter_ 0 #205 August 5, 2005 QuoteLet's call it $10 then! Deal? As a billionaire pornstar, what's $1000 a jump for you? Quotewe all know how cranky girls get if they haven't gotten any in awhile. I will woo her and service her, then maybe she'll be nice to you. Do you really want to service her? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heftee 0 #206 August 5, 2005 Quoteyou know i think my packer is in on it too... every now and then she packs me a bad landing... That reminds me of someone who honestly blamed his packer for an off-DZ landing. people are great! ------------------------- "If you've never jumped out of a plane, the best way I can describe it is it feels as if you've just jumped out of a freakin' plane." David Whitley (Orlando Sentinel) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HydroGuy 0 #207 August 6, 2005 This entire thread should just be erasedGet in - Get off - Get away....repeat as neccessary Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtlmd 0 #208 August 6, 2005 Pitiful, just pitiful. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trae 1 #209 August 6, 2005 as this thread is so big .....thought a summary of dirty tricks would help the good guys stay safe and even expose some of the bad guys. Some of us are outside the lite or dark ..and guess what it's colourful out here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #210 August 6, 2005 Somebody keyed the face of my altimeter. Brand f*cking new altimeter. They did it to my face shield on my helmet, too!! Bastards even had the nerve to stick clumps of mud and grass around the face of the alti and in the hinge of my helmet, too! F*cking conspirators...they've moved from the east coast to the west coast!! In just over 200 posts!! I think my jump pants have a tear on the knee and mud as well, all appearing at the SAME time!! -Now come on really, what are the odds of ALL of these things manifesting in my gear at the same exact time?! Stay there, veter! These bastards are getting sneakier as they move west!! -Ok dinner's ready, I'm done. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #211 August 6, 2005 Hey mike all joking aside. Is this guy for real or has Billy Richards got you all doing some free advertising. I mean, if this guy is for real then could someone put a pic up of him just in case he ventures to another DZ..This guy needs to take up bowlinghttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HeatherB 0 #212 August 6, 2005 I'm scared. I think someone is out to get me. I had a cutaway the other day....the canopy was spinning out of control! It may have been because one brake was stowed and one wasn't, but I'm not sure. But anyhow, I pulled the cutaway handle and the RSL did its job and deployed my reserve for me. But the kicker is.....upon later inspection, the reserve cable had a huge kink in it!! What the fuck?? Someone has been fucking with my reserve ripcord!!! Were they trying to bend it so that it wouldn't pull through?? Someone must be screwing with my rig while I'm not watching it! I'm lucky to be alive. I don't trust anyone at Z-hills anymore! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nate_1979 9 #213 August 6, 2005 Sounds like you have a flaky rigger, did he mabey put you on a "list" ? FGF #??? I miss the sky... There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #214 August 6, 2005 OK, I just had to stop reading this thread. I am laughing SO hard that my stomach hurts..... Now..... veter, If you decide to stick with this sport you will see what everyone is talking about (thats if you have brains enough to kick that "LIKE I ALWAYS DO" attitude to the curb. Shit, I cant count how many times i have thought i had opened my slider in the landing area, and while packing i see that i didnt. Same goes for setting the breaks. I dont know you, but before I started skydiving I was a "LIKE I ALWAYS DO...." kind of person. Skydiving (and a few ER visits because i did things that i had been advised not to do with so little experience...) has opened my eyes, ears, and mind to what people say to, or try and teach me..... If you really think the tampering is for real, You need to find another DZ..... You have more important things to think about (keeping yourself alive) while jumping. The reason I climbed back into that plane for my 2nd, 3rd, hell..... all (well.... most anyway) of them was because I have the time of my life when i step out that door. I was have more fun than I had imagined I could ever have..... I cant see myself having fun out there thinking someone was messin with my stuff. Have fun or just stop now.....HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #215 August 6, 2005 I leave the forum for few hours and this thread gets moved to the Bonfire? Without anyone asking me about it? I resent it. I truly do. I may boycott this forum for a while. I will. Really. I mean it. For real. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #216 August 6, 2005 QuoteI may boycott this forum for a while. I will. Really. I mean it. For real Need a hand with that, baguette-boy?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trae 1 #217 August 7, 2005 'thought a summary of dirty tricks would help the good guys stay safe and even expose some of the bad guys. ' ----- planted a feather and thought it'd grow a chicken. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #218 August 7, 2005 Someone say chicken? "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #219 August 7, 2005 QuoteErrr...by the way...I owe ya a new Thong..it ripped! Jimmy..you crack me up man! It better be victoria secret! No imitations dude! QuoteI'll bet you WANT people to think it ripped in the front Wendy!!!!! BWAHAHAH!! GOOOOOOD ONE! QuoteI sincerely apologize and take my words back. I confused you with another girl (who's also at dz.com). No worries, and thanks for the apology...(accepted). Just don't let it happen again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #220 August 7, 2005 You guys are not going to believe this. That dropzone saboteur made an appearance here, too!! My friend was doing his first jump off the static line, and the Bad Man™ changed the wind 180 degrees once he was on final, and put a cornfield in his way! He had to do a downwinder into the corn because nobody can stop this guy! We suspect he even stole Jarrod's arch, which is why his jump went so badly!cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nael 0 #221 August 8, 2005 The only question that remains is - did veter jump at the ranch this past weekend?www.TerminalSports.com.auAustralia's largest skydive gear store Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frost 1 #222 August 8, 2005 yesSoFPiDaRF - School of Fast Progress in Downsizing and Radical Flying. Because nobody knows your skills better than you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nael 0 #223 August 8, 2005 Well then the new question is - did you all try to "kill him" again and have you cleaned those bathrooms yet?! Seriously though, I cant believe he showed his face there after everything he's said about the place and the people. Did he receive a warm welcome or was it solo's for him?www.TerminalSports.com.auAustralia's largest skydive gear store Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 7 #224 August 8, 2005 QuoteQuote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I may boycott this forum for a while. I will. Really. I mean it. For real -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Need a hand with that, baguette-boy? Wow, a Canadian making fun of the French.....Hello, do you know you are from Canada? "No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
veter_ 0 #225 August 8, 2005 The Ranch's bathrooms are the best in the world. There's always something interesting going on in there. The layout reminds a checker game: XOOX XOOX where X is a bathroom, O is a shower. There could be some people eating shit with spoons in one X, nylon (or plain) sodomy going on in one O, someone laughing his ass out in another X reading the crap from dz.com printed on toilet paper, someone else doing Shiatsu exercises in another X, inviting sexy voices from 3 girls in another O, loud as a fire truck siren farts from someone reading safety articles in another X, and masturbation moaning from another O... When you're at the Ranch, you're most welcome to take the remaining shower to join the fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
