futuredivot 0 #2 February 13, 2008 I went always-should have been "Whenever Available 'You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #3 February 13, 2008 Yes, I use a seat covers and if they are out I put tissue paper down....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #4 February 13, 2008 Its funny i was thinking about a similar topic just now. I have a major public potty phobia! I have been at my place of employment for a year and a half and still have issues with the bathrooms here and they are super clean! And misc public potties, forget, my eyeballs will float first! I wont even hoover! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
javelin1 0 #5 February 13, 2008 dont need one...colostomy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #6 February 13, 2008 Nah, Don't use em. To me, it's simple. If I need to go, I just go. If the toilet is gross enough to justify one, I go somewhere else. =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #7 February 13, 2008 I hear that contrary to popular belief, you are extremely unlikely to catch anything from a public toilet seat. That said, I do use the seat covers, but I realize I'm doing it for purely psychological reasons. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #8 February 13, 2008 Always do. If there are no ass gaskets, then I use a double layering of toilet paper along both sides if I absolutely must shit there."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #9 February 13, 2008 Hell yeah.. there is cooties on there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #10 February 13, 2008 Well, at least ya used the right term!! I voted 'yes', btw... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #11 February 13, 2008 Quote Hell yeah.. there is cooties on there. I heard that crabs can live like 2 weeks on porcelin and can jump to unsuspecting people... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #12 February 13, 2008 Quote I wont even hoover! uhh...i think you can get arrested for doing that in a public restroom. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #13 February 13, 2008 i always use them if available, but if not i don't worry about it, unless there is urine or pubes on the seat. then i just have to hold it. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #14 February 13, 2008 Quote I heard that crabs can live like 2 weeks on porcelin and can jump to unsuspecting people... Wow, you're gullible So, unless you rub the goods on porcelain or eat off of your buttocks, you're safe. Besides, it's hoverers that piss all over toilet seats anyway and make them unsanitary for the rest of us. Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #15 February 13, 2008 My high school health teacher told us in class that if you lift the toilet seat before using the bathroom, the crabs can't hold on and will slide off the seat. Just something to think about.... I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,121 #16 February 13, 2008 QuoteBesides, it's hoverers that piss all over toilet seats anyway and make them unsanitary for the rest of us.Yep. I think there ought to be signs on public toilets in the ladies' room: "Setters" and "Squatters" It would save so much hassle. I almost never use an ass gasket. If it's wet, or dirty enough to need one, I'll go get some toilet paper and a little soap, and wash it down, or just move to a different one. If it's not, then I don't usually bother. If it's old and textured enough not to be able to tell, or if there's a line and it doesn't look great -- that's when I'll use the liner. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #17 February 13, 2008 Amen to that, sistah! Stop the hovering madness, PLEASE! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #18 February 13, 2008 Quote Stop the hovering madness, PLEASE! Hovering should only be done when camping in the wooods... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #19 February 13, 2008 Quote My high school health teacher told us in class that if you lift the toilet seat before using the bathroom, the crabs can't hold on and will slide off the seat. Just something to think about.... Have you ever seen those covers that you push the button on and they spin around so you have a fresh seat cover when you sit? A bunch of us decided that they serve no real purpose other than to be a treadmill for the crabs. We just picture those little buggers running like crazy and getting a workout every time the button his hit Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #20 February 13, 2008 Thats a very subjective questions with several different answers depending on different situations. Usually if I have to go badly enough to use a public bathroom then it really isnt going to matter if there's any ass-gaskets or not. If they are there I'll use them if not I'll cover the seat with asswipe (not used of course). Rarely have I ever had to go so badly that public restrooms are my only options (at least for #2), but when I do I preffer to utilize at least some form of barrier device between my ass and the seat.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #21 February 13, 2008 Those little crabs need to get their cardio in too! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #22 February 13, 2008 Quote Those little crabs need to get their cardio in too! Ya gotta have a toothpick and a hat to be a good pool player. When I'm in the bathroom, I always toss the toothpick in the toilet so the crabs can learn to pole vault. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #23 February 13, 2008 With a few good pole vaulting crabs, the hover technique is completely obsolete! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #24 February 13, 2008 So, if you hover over a toilet with the crab treadmill method of cover, chances are the crabs are in top physical condition, so the odds of having a pole vaulter or high jumper launching to the privates of a squatter are actually increased. Squatters, therefore, are actually causing an increase in the atheticism of crabs via evolutionary processes. This sounds like a research project for some PhD candidate! Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeG 0 #25 February 13, 2008 Quote Quote My high school health teacher told us in class that if you lift the toilet seat before using the bathroom, the crabs can't hold on and will slide off the seat. Just something to think about.... Have you ever seen those covers that you push the button on and they spin around so you have a fresh seat cover when you sit? A bunch of us decided that they serve no real purpose other than to be a treadmill for the crabs. We just picture those little buggers running like crazy and getting a workout every time the button his hit Those things are pretty funny. When me and my buddys were drunk, we once crapped on the seat and then hit the go around... voila you got a creambrown toiletseat... for our defense, we were youngsters and REALLY drunk. Edit: damn typos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
